'My bags were packed, and then I went to
Denver to give President
Obama an excuse to look all cool
And as I found the flight a drag
I took some powder from a bag
And made sure that the plane staff looked like fools
So write me up and talk of me
Say that you are scared of me
Fill your screens with fake 'terror' alerts
I'm leaving, this silly aeroplane
Don't know when I'll be back ag...
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