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Funny story: Obese Americans using golf carts around the house

Obese Americans using golf carts around the house

Geoffcock Beauregarde Klump Junior III is a fat slob, and he proudly admits it. He is also one of an increasing number of Americans who use their own form of private transport to get around the house. "The way I see it," slobbered the meat-faced c…

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Funny story: Americans Find Cornoavirus Best Warded Off by Lying on Couch and Watching a Lot of T.V.

Americans Find Cornoavirus Best Warded Off by Lying on Couch and Watching a Lot of T.V.

Amidst panic over the COVID-19 epidemic, which prompted United States President Donald Trump to declare a national emergency, many Americans report finding that coronavirus is best warded off by lying on the couch and watching a lot of T.V. “The c...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Decides to Cut Himself Some Slack

Nashville Man Decides to Cut Himself Some Slack

"I don't tend to try very hard at things, so I never thought I could be a perfectionist," said Dave Bagwell of Nashville, Tennessee. "But I realized I had it backwards - my standards were so ridiculously high that I didn't think there was even any po...

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Funny story: It is a fact proven by scientists; 45% of Brits are damn lazy!

It is a fact proven by scientists; 45% of Brits are damn lazy!

A recent research by scientists, healthcare experts and fitness freaks has proven to the whole world that fundamentally, Brits are damn lazy! 45% of over 16's prefer to laze on the sofa, drink cans of lager, refuse to go out for a brisk walk to th...

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Funny story: Another Crisis Hits Cricket

Another Crisis Hits Cricket

In the wake of the I.C.C. decision to ban Salman Butt, Mohammad Asif and Mohammad Amir for 5 years after being found guilty of spot fixing, another crisis is set to hit the world of cricket. The cricketing authorites are to investigate claims tha...

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Funny story: Huge Wave Sweeps Across The UK

Huge Wave Sweeps Across The UK

A huge wave of apathy has swept across most of Britain today. It started in the early hours this morning when James Deakins of Hastings couldn't be arsed to get up for work. The wave quickly swept across southern Britain with a million people thro...

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Funny story: Glasgow named laziest city: Liverpool gutted

Glasgow named laziest city: Liverpool gutted

Liverpool City Council was today counting the cost of coming nowhere in the UK list of Laziest Cities. The report by Nuffield Health, a not-for-profit healthcare group, found that Glasgow was top of the list for lazy bastards around the UK and tha...

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Funny story: Bin Men ARE Bone Idle Claims Hampshire Resident

Bin Men ARE Bone Idle Claims Hampshire Resident

Hampshire resident Clayton LeMoors sparked further controversy today by telling TheSpoof.com that the bin men who are "supposed" to empty the bins down his street are no better than a bunch of work shy skivers. LeMoors, originally from Zimbabwe bu...

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Funny story: Bin Men Are Not Bone Idle Say Binmen's Union

Bin Men Are Not Bone Idle Say Binmen's Union

The National Union Of Bin Men today reacted angrily to reports that bin men were bone idle and that they 'couldn't be bothered' to empty half of the bins on their rounds. With bins now being emptied fortnightly, the consequences of having an unemp...

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Funny story: Scientists Identify New Disability

Scientists Identify New Disability

Scientists and Medical Doctors have identified a new disability that was formerly considered another form of laziness. This is good news for an estimated 250,000 people in the world that suffer from this syndrome. "Microwave Programmers Disabilit...

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Funny story: New Party Formed to Promote Laziness

New Party Formed to Promote Laziness

"We speak for the lazy people of Britain," proclaimed Mr Hwye Botheughr, announcing the formation this week of the Unemployment Party, which will be contesting all seats at the next General Election. "We speak for those for whom work i...

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Funny story: Technology rules No K

Technology rules No K

Well, I allowed myself to be swayed by the salesman's patter and bought a wireless keyboard and mouse, thinking it would enable me to use my laptop with a modicum of laziness as I watched "Have I got News for You" and" repeats of "Grumpy Old Men" in front of the idiot box.

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