A spokesperson for Colorado High (Go Skunkrats!) has checked old documents and found that Lauren Boebert never graduated high school! Now, there aren't a lot of requirements to be an American politician (those who can't do, teach; those who can't…
Kari Lake has no good jobs left, so she’s thinking of taking a page from Lauren Boebert’s book of employment and become an escort – but only for Republican Christians who don’t like sex but who want to sit around and talk about how easy it is to stea…
Lauren Boebert entered the Colorado Arm Wrestling Competition, wrestling against Wanda “The Bicep Breaker” Smeagle, and it did not go well. Lauren first entertained the crowd, doing some of her patented stripper moves, lifting her tight “Patriots…
Adjacent Press--In a mega-move sure to attract supporters of the Once and Future Dictator, FOX will offer for fall 2023 their newest reality show, The Most Eligible Neo-Fascist. The show will feature several rising Neo-Fascists in the Republican Par…
GOP snarlpus Lauren Boebert is reported to be incensed after discovering that she is Volodymyr Zelensky’s “Secret Santa”. Boebert’s name was drawn out of a secret Santa hat while the Ukrainian President was addressing the House of Representatives…
A new hot lesbian sex tape has been unearthed, and may either be a thorn in the side of the GOP, or make them even more attractive than ever before. When Lauren Boebert was a hooker, she was propositioned by Marjorie Taylor Greene, who was still i…
Okay, someone has to step in. It’s time for politicians to go to school. Political science is a science. This may eliminate many Christian politicians who cannot leave their religion at home and instead bring it into the halls of power. You MU…
Lauren Boebert (god, not her again) has said to a kinda enthusiastic crowd (though the hand-clapping could’ve been added in later) that she is excited to be living in the times when Jesus Christ is gonna come back! This time for sure! Why do Ch…
Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene (would you like to buy another name? the more names a person has, the more insecure they are about their own identity … discuss) will soon be divorced, she’s ripe and ready! She called up her best bud, Lauren Boeber…
Just when you thought the Boebert family couldn't be anymore hilariously stupid ... Lauren Boebert’s husband, Jayson, viciously attacked a mailbox, wondering where his latest issue of Teen Beat Magazine was since it was late by a month! He tho…
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