Here are the original lyrics to the national anthem of France, 'La Mayonnaise':
'Come children surrender to the Fatherland
The day of glory's yet to come
Collaborating with the Nazis
Losing to England once again
Do you hear all round the countryside
The sound of the brave Maqis?
Ten brave Frenchmen and their dog
What a feeble country!
Surrender, while the Brits fight!
Drink wine, w...
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