Here are the original lyrics to the national anthem of France, 'La Mayonnaise': 'Come children surrender to the Fatherland The day of glory's yet to come Collaborating with the Nazis Losing to England once again Do you hear all round the countryside The sound of the brave Maqis? Ten brave Frenchmen and their dog What a feeble country! Surrender, while the Brits fight! Drink wine, w...
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