Showing:

Funny satire stories about Kourtney Kardashian

Try another search?

Funny story: A Confused Caitlyn Jenner Is Having a Sex Change Operation – She'll Become a Guy Again

A Confused Caitlyn Jenner Is Having a Sex Change Operation – She'll Become a Guy Again

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Kris Jenner recently told "The View's" Whoopi Goldberg, that her ex-husband and now soon-to-be ex-husband-wife-husband is perhaps the most effed up guy-gal in America. Mama Jenner said that Caitlyn recently told his BFF…

Read full story
Funny story: The Kim Kardashian-Van Jones Rumors Are Sizzling Out of Tinsel Town

The Kim Kardashian-Van Jones Rumors Are Sizzling Out of Tinsel Town

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Taffeta Kixx with BuzzFuzz, is reporting that the latest sizzling rumors to come out of Tinsel Town’s infamous rumor mill concern the soon-to-be-divorced Kim Kardashian and CNN famed news analyst Van Jones. The couple w…

Read full story
Funny story: The Kardashian Sisters To Star in the X-Rated Film, ‘3 Girls, 1 Margarita Glass’

The Kardashian Sisters To Star in the X-Rated Film, ‘3 Girls, 1 Margarita Glass’

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Andy Cohen, of the Bravo Network, is reporting that the three elder Kardashian sisters, have just been signed to star with Matthew McConaughey, Bradley Cooper, and Yo Yo Afro Woke, in the Tri-Moon Films production of the…

Read full story
Funny story: The Kardashians Are Trying To Have Kanye West Committed

The Kardashians Are Trying To Have Kanye West Committed

CALABASAS, California – TMZ is reporting that Kris Jenner, matriarch of the Kardashian family, is proceeding with plans to have Kanye West committed. At first his wife Kim Kardashian was against it, but after Kanye said that when he is elected he…

Read full story
Funny story: Kim Kardashian’s Cellulite-Be-Gone Cream is Selling Like Hot Cakes

Kim Kardashian’s Cellulite-Be-Gone Cream is Selling Like Hot Cakes

HOLLYWOOD – The most popular of the Kardashian sisters has just informed the media about her brand new product. Kim Kardashian (aka Mrs. Kanye West) proudly said that her Cellulite-Be-Gone Cream is the best on the market, and is selling like hot c...

Read full story
Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are Sheltering-in-Place at the Opposite Ends of Their Mansion

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are Sheltering-in-Place at the Opposite Ends of Their Mansion

CALABASAS, California – While most Americans are self-isolating and sheltering-in-place, and making it work, two Hollywood celebs are fighting like cat and dog. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Kim Kardashian and her hubby, Kanye West, have la...

Read full story
Funny story: The Kardashians Are Moving To Switzerland To Get Away From The C-19

The Kardashians Are Moving To Switzerland To Get Away From The C-19

HOLLYWOOD – The matriarch of the Kardashian family has just informed Left Coast Mirror Magazine that the Kardashian brood is moving to Switzerland. Kris Kardashian-Jenner spoke with Tequila Tallyho of LCMM, and said that it has just become too str...

Read full story
Funny story: Kardashians Lose Keys To City Of Miami, Causing Chaos

Kardashians Lose Keys To City Of Miami, Causing Chaos

Socialites, businesswomen, and models, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, caused chaos yesterday, after misplacing the keys to Miami. The sisters were awarded the keys to the city in 2012, an honor bestowed upon them by the municipality after the sist...

Read full story
Funny story: Latest fad in body modification: customized nipples

Latest fad in body modification: customized nipples

Some folks think nipples are intrinsically sexy. Others think they're just plain gross. Whether one finds nipples appealing or appalling, she (or, for that matter, he) can now do something about it, thanks to Nipped in the Bud. "We customize your...

Read full story
Funny story: Bruce Jenner To Become Brucelle Jenner?

Bruce Jenner To Become Brucelle Jenner?

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of the Kardashian Klan Komplex is that Kris Jenner's soon-to-be-ex-husband Bruce Jenner is considering becoming Brucelle Jenner. Khloe Kardashian who recently divorced NBA star Lamar Odom told Vodka Vermicelli, a report...

Read full story
Funny story: Kim Kardashian Tells Kanye West That She Won't Put Up With The BS Lamar Odom Put Her Sister Khloe Through

Kim Kardashian Tells Kanye West That She Won't Put Up With The BS Lamar Odom Put Her Sister Khloe Through

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Now that Khloe Kardashian has filed for divorce from Lamar Odom, Kim Kardashian has informed her fiancé, Kanye West that she hopes he doesn't pull the same BS that Odom pulled because she won't put up with it for one second. Kim...

Read full story
Funny story: O.J. Simpson Now Says He Fathered Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian

O.J. Simpson Now Says He Fathered Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian

LOVELOCK, Nevada - The most famous inmate at Lovelock Correctional Center, O.J. Simpson, has just dropped quite a bombshell. Speaking with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk in an isolated area of the prison facility the former NFL great mad...

Read full story
Funny story: Kris Jenner Admits That Husband Bruce Jenner's Crossdressing Had Nothing At All To Do With Their Breakup

Kris Jenner Admits That Husband Bruce Jenner's Crossdressing Had Nothing At All To Do With Their Breakup

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - After almost a year of speculation and innuendo, it is now official that the heads of the Kardashian Klan, Bruce and Kris Jenner have separated. A close source said that the two had spent the last year pretty much living like bro...

Read full story
Funny story: The Kardashian Sisters Are Really Upset About Their Mom and Dad's Sex Tape

The Kardashian Sisters Are Really Upset About Their Mom and Dad's Sex Tape

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Word coming out of The Kardashian Klan Kompound is that Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney are not at all happy with the recent revelation about a sex tape of parents Kris and Bruce Jenner's mattress merriment. The tape first surfaced in t...

Read full story
Funny story: Kris Jenner Devastated As FOX Axes Her Brand New Talk Show

Kris Jenner Devastated As FOX Axes Her Brand New Talk Show

HOLLYWOOD - Kris Jenner AKA Mama Kardashian is absoltuely devastated at the news that her brand new show Kris has been cancelled by the FOX Network after only six weeks. An inside source at the fair and balanced network, who did not want his fair...

Read full story
Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Says Kanye West Has Insulted The Kardashian Family

Khloe Kardashian Says Kanye West Has Insulted The Kardashian Family

LOS ANGELES - One thing that can be said about the Kardashian (Klan) is that they are not the least bit shy about speaking up about anything and everything. Khloe recently appeared on The Viagra View and she told co-hosts Larry King and Regis Phil...

Read full story
Funny story: Bruce Jenner Confesses That The Kardashian Females Are Driving Him "Krazy!"

Bruce Jenner Confesses That The Kardashian Females Are Driving Him "Krazy!"

HIDDEN HILLS, California - Bruce Jenner, 63, has said that his wife Kris really needs to see about naming their Hidden Hills mansion, Casa Summer's Eve. He made the remark because of the huge number of Kardashian females running around the place a...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more