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Funny story: Spooky equinoctial death of Knut the bi-polar bear

Spooky equinoctial death of Knut the bi-polar bear

Germany - The four year-old polar fluffball died mysteriously in his Berlin Zoo compound just hours before the Vernal Equinox. The heartbreaking demise has shocked zoo officials, some of whom are still reeling from the unexpected sudden death of h...

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Funny story: Knut the Polar Bear Evicted From Berlin Zoo

Knut the Polar Bear Evicted From Berlin Zoo

Knut the Polar Bear, who made headlines two years ago after being rejected by his mother, bottle fed by some zoo workers, and almost euthanized by others, now faces eviction from the Berlin Zoo. According to Zoo officials, there is no room for him a...

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Funny story: Giraffe found strangled to death at Brookfield Zoo; ladder found beside lifeless body may contain clues

Giraffe found strangled to death at Brookfield Zoo; ladder found beside lifeless body may contain clues

Chicago, Illinois - Brookfield Zoo officials were stunned to find the lifeless body of their beloved 11-year-old male giraffe named "Dusti" in his enclosure yesterday evening. Because there appears to be no sign of a struggle, police suspec...

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Funny story: Silverback gorillas to be trained to help capuchin monkeys render living assistance to the physically challenged

Silverback gorillas to be trained to help capuchin monkeys render living assistance to the physically challenged

London, England - Everyone is familiar with the cute and adorable capuchin monkeys that are used to render living assistance physically challenged people. Helping them maintain their dignity through independence. The coupling of primates with humans...

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Funny story: Cub pelts turned into Russian oligarchs' wives knickers as Nuremberg Zoo consigns Knut's new playmates to death row

Cub pelts turned into Russian oligarchs' wives knickers as Nuremberg Zoo consigns Knut's new playmates to death row

Germany - (Bear Ass Mess): A new policy initiative at Nurmeberg Zoo has consigned scores of newly-born bi-polar bear cubs to death row after authorities vowed never again to go the Knut path of human hand-rearing.

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Funny story: 'Bokito' the 400-pound gorilla escapes Rotterdam Zoo; Critics say 'Knut' Controversy is to blame

'Bokito' the 400-pound gorilla escapes Rotterdam Zoo; Critics say 'Knut' Controversy is to blame

Amsterdam, Netherlands - After going on a wild rampage through the Rotterdam Zoo, sending holiday seekers in a panic, injuring four people, biting one woman in the forearm, smashing the glass to gain entrance to the quickly emptied grounds restaurant...

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Funny story: Tony Blair, Heather Mills McCartney's leg and Knut to join Spinal Tap for Live Earth Gig!

Tony Blair, Heather Mills McCartney's leg and Knut to join Spinal Tap for Live Earth Gig!

While rock fans have been dreaming of a Spinal Tap reunion for years, an important enough reason for the band to get back together has remained elusive.

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Funny story: Police arrest 30 in animal rights raids, Knut questioned

Police arrest 30 in animal rights raids, Knut questioned

LONDON (Roosters) - Police arrested 30 animals in a series of coordinated raids across Britain, Belgium and the Netherlands on Tuesday as part of investigations into animal rights extremism.

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Funny story: It's No Teddy Bears Picnic for Grown Up Knut

It's No Teddy Bears Picnic for Grown Up Knut

The German zoo where teensy little cute polar bear Knut is housed has reported falling numbers of visitors since the lovable little polar bear started to transform into a fully grown snarling beast.

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Funny story: Knut Devastated After Learning Name is an Anagram

Knut Devastated After Learning Name is an Anagram

Tiny polar bear Knut was today in a state of shock after learning the origins of his unusual name. Knut's keepers let slip the truth while teasing the little bear with a bog brush during his playtime earlier today. Keeper Wilhelm Von Ostennburg s...

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Funny story: Angelina adopts Knut

Angelina adopts Knut

Angelina Jolie's agent today confirmed that the Pitt-Jolie's have started adoption proceedings for popular baby polar bear Knut. The couple hope to bring home the new addition to their ever expanding family next Wednesday, although the stars...

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Funny story: Knut is really a Steiff

Knut is really a Steiff

Popular polar bear Knut was fast becoming a headline attraction until one discerning onlooker pointed out that he was in fact a stuffed toy.

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Funny story: Baby Knut death threats from Heather Mills

Baby Knut death threats from Heather Mills

Berlin - (Rotters): Police are investigating claims that notorious animal rights activist Heather Mills is behind death threats to Berlin Zoo's star exhibit Knut, the little bi-polar bear that fanatics claim should have been put down after being...

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Funny story: Baby Knut on suicide watch

Baby Knut on suicide watch

Berlin - (Rotters): Baby bi-polar bear Knut has been placed on suicide watch after keepers became worried he may be sickening amid diplomatic negotiations for US President George W Bush to pose alongside the cutesy babe during a forthcoming EU visit...

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Funny story: Newt Gingrich Changes Spelling of His Name

Newt Gingrich Changes Spelling of His Name

He decided when he read about a cuddly little German polar bear cub by the name of Knut, abandoned by his mother Tosca, that has captured the world's attention.

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Funny story: Animal Rights Activists Call for Killing of Bear

Animal Rights Activists Call for Killing of Bear

BERLIN -- Animal rights activists are demanding that a polar bear born last December at the Berlin Zoo, rejected by its mother and depending on humans to be raised, be killed. They claim Knut's cuteness is against his own animal rights and that...

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