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Funny story: King Arthur’s Sword Found In a Detroit Pawn Shop

King Arthur’s Sword Found In a Detroit Pawn Shop

DETROIT – (Satire News) - The Detroit Police Department has just announced that they have taken possession of what is believed to be King Arthur’s favorite sword. The sword, which he nicknamed "Betty," is believed to be about 1,587 years-old, meas…

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Funny story: King Arthur the Druid demands his bones back!

King Arthur the Druid demands his bones back!

King Arthur, not of the round table but of Pendragon, a former soldier and now self-named king of the loonies called Druids (who frequent Stonehenge at full moon or eclipses), has demanded that his ancient bones be returned immediately. King Arthu...

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Funny story: Knights Templar And King Arthur Attend BNP Manifesto Launch On St George's Day

Knights Templar And King Arthur Attend BNP Manifesto Launch On St George's Day

Nick Griffin today announced the much awaited BNP election manifesto, and he wheeled out the big guns of his core support in retaliation for not being invited to the party leaders piss up in Bristol. Mr Griffin put the emphasis on the economy, say...

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Funny story: King Arthur returns to save Britain

King Arthur returns to save Britain

King Arthur of the Britons returned in a blaze of glory to lead the country out of the impending recession. Having spent hundreds of years standing by he felt the time was right for his return. "My first act will be to restore Camelot as the ce...

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Funny story: Suits Of Armour Go On Sale In Harrods

Suits Of Armour Go On Sale In Harrods

The shocking rise of Knife Crime in Britain is having a direct effect on the retail sector, it has been claimed, with world-famous Harrods of London being the first retailer to introduce Suits of Armour in its Autum...

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Funny story: King Arthur's round table was in fact square

King Arthur's round table was in fact square

The unearthing of some documents dating back to last year have conclusively revealed that King Arthur's table used for knight meetings, admittedly not necessarily at night, was in fact square and not round as previously thought.

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