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Apple Announces Female Egg Bank

Funny story: Apple Announces Female Egg Bank

Ever since Apple announced plans to store employee eggs in hopes that women would remain at their desks and continue with business as usual (as opposed to quitting to have a kid) the march has begun for other institutions to open Egg Banks. Sperm Ban...

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"'UK' Amazon Kindle Replacing School Library Books" - Gove

Funny story: "'UK' Amazon Kindle Replacing School Library Books" - Gove

Every school library in the country is currently being torn to shreds and replaced with thousands of Amazon Kindles that can only access books written by British authors. The wet dream of both Amazon and Michael Gove has become a reality as workme...

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Friend's Book Is Simply Brilliant

Funny story: Friend's Book Is Simply Brilliant

Awed by her boundless imagination, characterizations and writing skills, as well as her unique technique Helen Schwartz hailed the self-published novel written by her friend Carol Hill as "Utterly Fantastic". "Carols's stuff is completely mind-blo...

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Amazon Kindles are Movin' On Out of Target Stores

Funny story: Amazon Kindles are Movin' On Out of Target Stores

But the electronic readers are not at all happy about it, according to Head Kindle Hedda. "Amazon officials never discussed this whole thing with us," complained Hedda, continuing, "apparently they just annoyed Target so much that the business ass...

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Luddite Society organise a Kindle burning

Funny story: Luddite Society organise a Kindle burning

The Luddite Society are to hold a Kindle Burning party on Thursday to symbolise the destruction of what they see as the end of paper based books. "Kindles are an affront to every good thinking honest citizen," said Ned Ludd, who is the elected hea...

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Kindles ruined at the London Book Fair

Funny story: Kindles ruined at the London Book Fair

For the first time, Kindle, the electronic book reader from Amazon, had a stand at the London Book Fair this year. On the stand were a number of best selling authors who have come out to support electronic book readers. "Our mistake," said Kindle...

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Launch of iPad 3 To Be Sabotaged by Older iPads

Funny story: Launch of iPad 3 To Be Sabotaged by Older iPads

If the rumor mill is correct, Apple will be launching its iPad 3 on Wednesday, March 7, at a major press event. Customers are thrilled, but the older iPads aren't! Apparently it's a severe case of sibling rivalry. As one of the older iPads state...

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Author extradited to America by Facebook

Funny story: Author extradited to America by Facebook

The author of a controversial book based on the construction of fake Facebook profiles is to face charges of copyright infringement after calling the book Fakebook.con. Facebook are using the US/UK extradition treaty that recently saw Richard O'Dwyer...

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NYC Fashion Week Extended, Will Include Show for Kindles and iPads

Funny story: NYC Fashion Week Extended, Will Include Show for Kindles and iPads

For once, the two gadgets see eye-to-eye. Ida iPad (the head of the Apple iPad labor union) and Katie Kindle (the head of the Amazon Kindle labor union) totally agree. There's a fantastic, but neglected, market out there to deal with the latest fas...

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Tea Party Activists Burn Kindles to Protest Book Release

Funny story: Tea Party Activists Burn Kindles to Protest Book Release

Self-described Tea Party activists in at least two states threw their Kindle ebooks onto bonfires over Halloween weekend to protest a book they call both offensive to their patriotic feelings and a danger to the country. Gold Hill, OR, November 1,...

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Amazon Announces Kindle Fire Tablet; Older Kindles Furious

Funny story: Amazon Announces Kindle Fire Tablet; Older Kindles Furious

At Amazon's Wednesday morning press conference in New York City, it wasn't only the long-awaited tablet computer (the Kindle Fire) that was introduced. It was also THREE other new Kindles. Amazon had also brought along some earlier Kindles (fir...

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Kindle Set-Up Causes Local Man's Head To Explode

Funny story: Kindle Set-Up Causes Local Man's Head To Explode

Trying to set up his new e-reader, an Amazon Kindle, caused a local man's head to explode yesterday. Presbytery Clauswitz, 51, of Lymphnode Acres, was rushed to St Wayne's Hospital with serious head injuries after the incident. His wife, Nancy,...

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eBooks Heat Up; Fire Brigades Stand by for Action

Funny story: eBooks Heat Up; Fire Brigades Stand by for Action

Once upon a time, book censorship standards were strict, and authors had to watch their plots and their language. Not anymore. That's why the latest trend is the forthcoming publication of ebook "restored" versions of print works from the 50s and...

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Kindles Feud with Amazon; Angry about Carrying Ads!

Funny story: Kindles Feud with Amazon; Angry about Carrying Ads!

When Amazon announced this week that it would be selling a new Kindle model "Kindle with Special Offers," one with advertisements, for $114 ($25 cheaper than the standard Kindle), the news was greeted enthusiastically by some. But not by all. Th...

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iPad 2 Shortage Explained; Many Too Wild to be Sold!

Funny story: iPad 2 Shortage Explained; Many Too Wild to be Sold!

No wonder there aren't enough iPad 2s to go around. An unnamed Apple official, who has spoken to the press on the condition of anonymity, admits what had only been a rumor: that many of the new iPads are disgracing the company and are in no conditi...

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Tea Party Activists Turn Kindles into Kindling to Protest Book

Gold Hill, OR - It was a cold, wet January afternoon along the banks of the Rogue River in southern Oregon, just perfect for what self-described Tea Party activist Trapper Christian called a "good, old-fashioned book burning." What he threw onto the...

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Libraries rebranded as a lo-tec Kindle

Funny story: Libraries rebranded as a lo-tec Kindle

The British Libraries Association have undergone a major re-branding to compete head to head with Amazon's Kindle. "It's a major initiative," said Rowena Reddalot, High Priestess of Librarians. "Kindle's marketing policy is to highlight their posi...

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Nooks Await Arrival of New Family Member, the Nook Color

Funny story: Nooks Await Arrival of New Family Member, the Nook Color

Yep, the name says it all. The new Barnes & Noble Nook Color is an electronic reader that will present books in COLOR. Present Nooks can hardly wait to greet the new addition to their family. At a NY press conference, the stats on the ex...

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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