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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Says He Has Just Cornered The Asian Womens Shoe Market

North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Says He Has Just Cornered The Asian Womens Shoe Market

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency reports that the Korean leader, Kim Jong-un hasn’t been as happy as he is now, since he first discovered his pecker (penis) at the age of 3. Kim Jong-un, who is almost…

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Funny story: Kim Jong-un Wants In-N-Out Burger Restaurants in North Korea

Kim Jong-un Wants In-N-Out Burger Restaurants in North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency has stated that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has requested that the In-N-Out burger chain build several of their restaurants in North Korea. Kim Jong-un recently stat…

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Funny story: Kim Jong-un Says He Is Fed Up With These Skinny, Anorexic-Looking K-Pop Boy Bands

Kim Jong-un Says He Is Fed Up With These Skinny, Anorexic-Looking K-Pop Boy Bands

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – The leader of North Korea, recently told CNN’s Anderson Cooper that he cannot stand these K-Pop boy bands that seem to be on every street corner. King Jong-un said that most of the skinny, anorexic band mem…

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Funny story: The New York Attorney General Reveals That Records Show That Trump Borrowed Tons of Money From Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, and Scott Baio

The New York Attorney General Reveals That Records Show That Trump Borrowed Tons of Money From Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, and Scott Baio

ALBANY, New York – (Satire News) –The attorney general of New York has stated that Donald J. Trump illegally borrowed over $31 million from three sources. Records that were provided by Trump’s long-time lawyer Michael Cohen, the man who even know…

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Funny story: A Woman With An Inverted Vagina Finally Gets Pregnant

A Woman With An Inverted Vagina Finally Gets Pregnant

VENUS FLYTRAP, North Carolina – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk is thrilled to report that the southern woman with the extremely rare inverted vagina has finally conceived. BPT’s Carolina Chipotle met with Lulu Lee Ligginlip, 29, at a local Ch…

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Funny story: Kim Jong-un Has Just Hired NBA Great Dennis Rodman To Be The Coach of the North Korean Olympic Basketball Team

Kim Jong-un Has Just Hired NBA Great Dennis Rodman To Be The Coach of the North Korean Olympic Basketball Team

CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – North Korea’s national news agency, The Rice Paddy, is reporting that the North Korean leader has just hired retired Chicago Bulls super star Dennis Rodman to be the coach of his North Korean Olympic basketball team. Ci…

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Funny story: Dairy Queen Opens Its First Fast Food Restaurant in North Korea

Dairy Queen Opens Its First Fast Food Restaurant in North Korea

Pyongyang, North Korea – (Satire News) – Dairy Queen, the hamburger and ice cream parlor franchise giant has been around for 80 years. TheVox Populi news agency reports that the company has just agreed to open up a new Dairy Queen in Pyongyang, No…

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Funny story: Biden Shares His Hamburger Helper With His Dogs

Biden Shares His Hamburger Helper With His Dogs

BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s been well-documented that Joe Biden was tripped and felled by one of his adopted German Shepherds that he brought with him to the White House just lately. Not so well-documented is that he shares his daily rations with Champ…

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Funny story: Kim Jong-un Says He and Donald Trump Have Broken Up

Kim Jong-un Says He and Donald Trump Have Broken Up

Pyongyang, North Korea – Rice Paddy News has confirmed that public citizen Donald Trump and the second most powerful leader in the world, Kim Jong-un, are no longer a couple. The North Korean leader said that he gave Trump his engagement ring back…

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Funny story: The World’s Number One Satire Site Has Just Given Its Writers a Strict Directive

The World’s Number One Satire Site Has Just Given Its Writers a Strict Directive

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Well, finally, Donald Johnny Trump, the worst president in the history of the United States, has high-tailed it out of Dodge, and is now languishing bitterly in disgrace in his Mar-a-Lago residence down in The Plywood…

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Funny story: President Putin Calls Up Melania Trump and Asks Her For a Gigantic Favor

President Putin Calls Up Melania Trump and Asks Her For a Gigantic Favor

MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin Voice News Agency has informed the world new agencies, that President Putin is extremely concerned about the sad, deplorable, deteriorating mental condition of President Trump's mulch-filled brain. Putin repor…

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Funny story: A 397-Year-Old Galapagos Turtle Has Escaped From The Bronx Zoo

A 397-Year-Old Galapagos Turtle Has Escaped From The Bronx Zoo

BRONX, New York – (Satire News) – The director of the Bronx Zoo has just informed the news media that a 402-pound Galapagos turtle named Nostradamus II has just escaped from his holding cage. Nosty, who is 397-years-old, reportedly escaped once be…

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Funny story: Kim Jong-un Wants To Buy Mar-a-Lago

Kim Jong-un Wants To Buy Mar-a-Lago

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that the leader of North Korea wants to buy Trump’s Southern White House, Mar-a-Lago. Kim Jong-un stated that his BFF Donnie T. texted him and said that he is going t…

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Funny story: President Trump Sells a Destroyer to Kim Jong-un

President Trump Sells a Destroyer to Kim Jong-un

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The FBI has announced that the United States government has just sold a U.S. destroyer to North Korea. FBI agent Aloysius Browser told the news media that the sale was discovered when a White House cleaning lady…

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Funny story: President Trump Promises That He’ll Release His Tax Returns When He Runs In 2024

President Trump Promises That He’ll Release His Tax Returns When He Runs In 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Donald Trump continues to play golf every day, and is not too concerned with running the country. A very reliable White House staff member revealed that the President has pretty much put the running of the countr…

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Funny story: Kim Jong-un Has Invited President Donald Trump to Visit Him in Late January, When He Becomes Unemployed

Kim Jong-un Has Invited President Donald Trump to Visit Him in Late January, When He Becomes Unemployed

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency, is reporting that President Trump’s BFF, Kim Jong-un, feels so bad that his buddy got his butt kicked by Joe Biden. The Kimster, as Trump calls him, has invited Trump…

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Eliminates 2 Dance Couples, Setting The Stage For Next Week’s Fiery Championship

Dancing With The Stars Eliminates 2 Dance Couples, Setting The Stage For Next Week’s Fiery Championship

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The original TV dance show, Dancing With The Stars keeps breaking viewer records. The show is watched in every state but one, and is viewed in 83 of the world’s 196 countries. A representative for North Korea, says…

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