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Funny story: "Is that it then?" Asks sad swingball

"Is that it then?" Asks sad swingball

After spending the summer in the garden, slightly rusty swingball set Leonardo Flumpski is feeling slightly sad. 'Yes. there I was' said Flumpski 'standing in the garden, waiting for someone to play with me, I mean people don't even need a partner…

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Funny story: School Children deciding on facial expressions

School Children deciding on facial expressions

School-children four-year-old Josh and six-year-old Daisy are deciding on the facial expressions that they will use in the school photo that their mum will put up on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. 'I was thinking of being a lion and roaring' sai…

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Funny story: Babies wondering who will be the next to cry

Babies wondering who will be the next to cry

Babies Lucinda and Mavis (yes, there are babies called Mavis) are discussing who will be the next to cry. 'Of course, it could be one of us' said Lucinda 'but it could also be the teenager on the skateboard, that middle-aged couple sitting on the…

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Funny story: Toddler planning his next tantrum

Toddler planning his next tantrum

Toddler Brian Jones is in the final planning stage of his next tantrum. Whilst in the park with his parents, he had a tantrum about the sky being the wrong colour, then another one about the big boys in the park on his favourite swing, and then an…

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Funny story: Firm announces new redesign to their gun toys to be more realistic for American kids

Firm announces new redesign to their gun toys to be more realistic for American kids

The famous toy company that makes fake guns Twerf™ just announced a new redesign for its new models specially made to American kids. "We are excited to show for the first time our redesign to the popular Twerf Guns. Kids don't like fake guns anymo…

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Funny story: Sad News: Polls Say 18-24 Year Olds Aren’t As Patriotic and Religious as Their Unhinged Trumper Parents

Sad News: Polls Say 18-24 Year Olds Aren’t As Patriotic and Religious as Their Unhinged Trumper Parents

Washington - Older White Americans were surprised to learn that people in the 18-24 age range did not share their enthusiasm for all things patriotic and evangelical. Caucasian baby boomers, a group that overwhelmingly approves of a wannabe dictat…

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Funny story: Sir Topham Hatt sought by London police for deviant porn distribution

Sir Topham Hatt sought by London police for deviant porn distribution

Sir Topham Hatt from the beloved children's show 'Thomas the Tank Engine' is reportedly on the run from the law this morning after it was learned he's at the center of a vast, 20+ year "deviant pornography" ring. Sir Hatt was questioned last year…

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Funny story: Mr. Men Man Creates New 'Extreme' Characters

Mr. Men Man Creates New 'Extreme' Characters

A man who spent many of his childhood years watching the children's animated TV series the 'Mr. Men' has said he is pleased to learn of a whole new swathe of characters for a major re-vamping of the show, to begin in the summer. Mr. Men creator, R…

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Funny story: Man Got Doll's Leg Back On

Man Got Doll's Leg Back On

A child's doll whose leg came off several weeks ago has at last been repaired by the father of its owner, it has been reported. The doll, Malina, which can be seen in the graphic above, is the property of young Delma Kenwood, aged 5, who, in tempe…

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Funny story: History For Children: #1 Donald Trump

History For Children: #1 Donald Trump

Once upon a time, there was a very bad man. In fact, he was more than a very bad man, he was a very, very, VERY, VERY VERY bad man, and one that had to be watched. His name was Donald Trump. Donald had lots and lots of money. He had SO much money,…

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Funny story: “And Then They Stole The Election,” Trump Tells Giggling Children While Visiting Local Kindergarten

“And Then They Stole The Election,” Trump Tells Giggling Children While Visiting Local Kindergarten

Balancing between playing golf and tweeting sounds like a difficult task. Still, Donald Trump keeps finding new ways of letting everyone know that Satan-worshiping communists stole the election. "I was skeptical when the President suggested visiti…

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Funny story: Family Enjoys Spirograph Fun

Family Enjoys Spirograph Fun

There was a swirling, swooshing, looping, big, round almost endless session of circular fun in one household on Boxing Day, as a man and his two young children sat for hours and hours and hours making lots of pretty patterns with their new Spirograph…

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Funny story: Man Couldn't Hear What Son Was Saying Because His Mouth Was Full

Man Couldn't Hear What Son Was Saying Because His Mouth Was Full

There was confusion aplenty in one household at breakfast time this morning, as a man who was speaking to his young son couldn't understand what he was saying because his mouth was full of Coco Pops. That is, 'the man couldn't understand what his…

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Funny story: Yobbo Put Feet On Table

Yobbo Put Feet On Table

Good manners are usually the result of good parenting, but, in one household last week, it was a case not of having been 'brought up', but rather 'dragged up' - and, seemingly, by the scruff of the neck. Oscar Scrote, who is only 9, looks cute eno…

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Funny story: Boy Sent To Bed Early Laughs At Parents By Reading Porn Mag

Boy Sent To Bed Early Laughs At Parents By Reading Porn Mag

A naughty boy who had been sent to bed an hour before his usual bedtime for being cheeky to his mum and dad, exacted an evil revenge on them by doing just as he was told to do, and then browsing through some pornographic literature he'd 'borrowed' fr…

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Funny story: Little Lad Was Driving Mechanical Digger

Little Lad Was Driving Mechanical Digger

We've all been shocked, at sometime in our lives, to see a motorbike flying past us with a clearly-underaged rider in the saddle, but such an experience would have paled into insignificance at the weekend, when a man saw a mechanical digger roll past…

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Funny story: Man Didn't Know Whether To Read, Or Listen To Music

Man Didn't Know Whether To Read, Or Listen To Music

There was major indecision on a large scale yesterday, when a man who was left with some free time on his hands couldn't, for the life of him, decide whether to spend the time reading a book, or listening to music. The opportunity for a couple of…

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