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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian admits that yes, she recently dated a Taliban hitman - but only once

Khloe Kardashian admits that yes, she recently dated a Taliban hitman - but only once

In a surprising twist that had Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle's eyebrows reaching for the stars, she dared to ask the towering Khloe Kardashian about a peculiar rumor circulating in the celebrity cosmos – was she really dating a hitma…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian wants to run for governor of California

Kim Kardashian wants to run for governor of California

Many California residents have expressed a desire to see Kim Kardashian run for governor. Kim, who, along with her four sisters, is one of the richest sisters in America, has said that she is considering it. The Kimster's mom recently said that…

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Funny story: The sexy Kardashian sisters are now the proud owners of a hot dog food truck

The sexy Kardashian sisters are now the proud owners of a hot dog food truck

The Kardashian sisters continue to expand their business empire, venturing into various unconventional products. However, their latest venture, The Horny Hot Dog Food Truck, takes the cake. Family matriarch, Kris Jenner, proudly announced the sist…

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Funny story: The Kardashians Explain Why They Now Have a Taco Food Truck

The Kardashians Explain Why They Now Have a Taco Food Truck

HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof Satire) - The Alpha Beta News Agency's Mimosa Sabrosa sat down with the three Kardashian sisters to ask about their new food truck, which they have named The Kardashian's Tasty Tacos. Kim, the eldest and most voluptuous of the s…

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Says That Her Big Sister Kim Is Devastated at Being Dumped By SNL's Pete Davidson

Khloe Kardashian Says That Her Big Sister Kim Is Devastated at Being Dumped By SNL's Pete Davidson

HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Khloe Kardashian says that her big sister (in age - not size) is extremely depressed after being dumped by her boyfriend (Pete Davidson) after being together for 10 months. Khloe said that since the break…

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Funny story: The 5 Kardashian Sisters Will Travel To Ukraine To Put On a Show To Benefit The Ukrainian Troops and Civilians

The 5 Kardashian Sisters Will Travel To Ukraine To Put On a Show To Benefit The Ukrainian Troops and Civilians

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Macadamia Honeysuckle has just broken the story that all of the five Kardashian sisters, to show their solidarity to President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, will be flying to Kyiv, Ukraine to raise money for…

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Funny story: Kim and Khloe Kardashian Both Say That Their Bothersome Yeast Infection is Gone

Kim and Khloe Kardashian Both Say That Their Bothersome Yeast Infection is Gone

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Bedroom Pillow Talk's reporter Carolina Chipotle has verified that Kim and Khloe's itchy yeast infection has been treated. Khloe, who towers over her four sisters, told Carolina that her gynecologist used a salve…

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Gets A Very Personal Pubic Region Procedure Done

Khloe Kardashian Gets A Very Personal Pubic Region Procedure Done

HOLLYWOOD - (Celebrity Satire) - The Los Angeles Post-Gazette was the first major US publication to report that Khloe Kardashian of the infamous Kardashian sisters went into L.A.'s Our Lady of The Silver Screen Hospital to get her hooha (beaver) work…

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Funny story: The Kardashian Sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kortney Are All Pregnant!

The Kardashian Sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kortney Are All Pregnant!

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Well what are the odds that the three eldest Kardashian sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kortney would all get knocked up within the same month. But as the locals say over in Tottenham, England, "Dat tis exactly watt 'appened m…

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Funny story: A Confused Caitlyn Jenner Is Having a Sex Change Operation – She'll Become a Guy Again

A Confused Caitlyn Jenner Is Having a Sex Change Operation – She'll Become a Guy Again

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Kris Jenner recently told "The View's" Whoopi Goldberg, that her ex-husband and now soon-to-be ex-husband-wife-husband is perhaps the most effed up guy-gal in America. Mama Jenner said that Caitlyn recently told his BFF…

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Funny story: The Kim Kardashian-Van Jones Rumors Are Sizzling Out of Tinsel Town

The Kim Kardashian-Van Jones Rumors Are Sizzling Out of Tinsel Town

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Taffeta Kixx with BuzzFuzz, is reporting that the latest sizzling rumors to come out of Tinsel Town’s infamous rumor mill concern the soon-to-be-divorced Kim Kardashian and CNN famed news analyst Van Jones. The couple w…

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Funny story: The Kardashian Sisters To Star in the X-Rated Film, ‘3 Girls, 1 Margarita Glass’

The Kardashian Sisters To Star in the X-Rated Film, ‘3 Girls, 1 Margarita Glass’

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Andy Cohen, of the Bravo Network, is reporting that the three elder Kardashian sisters, have just been signed to star with Matthew McConaughey, Bradley Cooper, and Yo Yo Afro Woke, in the Tri-Moon Films production of the…

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Funny story: The Kardashian Sisters Have Hit The Jackpot With Their Brand New Butt Crack Leggings

The Kardashian Sisters Have Hit The Jackpot With Their Brand New Butt Crack Leggings

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The Kardashian sisters have been pegged as the girls with the Midas touch. Even the world’s richest man, Elon Musk, has said that anything they touch turns to 14-carat gold. He added that he would love to invest $5 mill…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says The Vibrator Rumors Are False

Kim Kardashian Says The Vibrator Rumors Are False

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Kim Kardashian is furious at the rumors that appeared in Hollywood Innuendo, stating that, lately, she has been using the services of a vibrator. Kardashian, who has been separated from her loser husband, Kanye West, fo…

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Funny story: The Kardashians Are Trying To Have Kanye West Committed

The Kardashians Are Trying To Have Kanye West Committed

CALABASAS, California – TMZ is reporting that Kris Jenner, matriarch of the Kardashian family, is proceeding with plans to have Kanye West committed. At first his wife Kim Kardashian was against it, but after Kanye said that when he is elected he…

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Funny story: 96% of All Blacks Want Kanye West To Stop Acting Like a Punk and Give Up His “I Wanna Be Da President” BS

96% of All Blacks Want Kanye West To Stop Acting Like a Punk and Give Up His “I Wanna Be Da President” BS

CHICAGO – (Celebrity Satire) - According to a survey conducted by Ebony Magazine, millions of honest, hard-working blacks want for Kanye West to stop his ridiculous presidential bid. The highly-respected magazine reports that four of the Kardashia…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian’s Cellulite-Be-Gone Cream is Selling Like Hot Cakes

Kim Kardashian’s Cellulite-Be-Gone Cream is Selling Like Hot Cakes

HOLLYWOOD – The most popular of the Kardashian sisters has just informed the media about her brand new product. Kim Kardashian (aka Mrs. Kanye West) proudly said that her Cellulite-Be-Gone Cream is the best on the market, and is selling like hot c...

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