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Funny story: Obama Rejects Keystone XL Pipeline, Then Issues Executive Order Mandating Keystone XXXL Pipeline, Citing U.S. Political Climate Change

Obama Rejects Keystone XL Pipeline, Then Issues Executive Order Mandating Keystone XXXL Pipeline, Citing U.S. Political Climate Change

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama rejected a presidential permit Friday for the controversial Keystone XL pipeline, citing concerns about its impact on the climate. Immediately following the rejection, Mr Obama issued an executive order, mandating the...

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Funny story: Mr. Boehner explains XL pipeline

Mr. Boehner explains XL pipeline

Speaker of the House Mr. Boehner has shown some impatience with the Senate in refusing approval of the XL pipeline program. The controversy will return in January with the new Republican majorities in Congress, leaving a possible veto by President...

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Funny story: The Biosphere Reportedly on Life Support

The Biosphere Reportedly on Life Support

EARTH--The Biosphere, the global sum of all the ecosystems on Earth, is reportedly on life support, says its children Geosphere, Hydrosphere, Cryosphere, and Atmosphere. Biosphere, which has been suffering from a number of terminal conditions for...

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Funny story: Fuel stolen from pipeline under the West Wing

Fuel stolen from pipeline under the West Wing

Washington DC - The Secret Service has discovered $20m of fuel is missing from a pipeline running under the West Wing, part of the Biden-Keystone** strategic reserve. A probe into its upstream reservoir feed this weekend found clear signs of tamp...

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Funny story: Obama Finally Approves Keystone Pipeline - To Funnel Illegals to Canada!

Obama Finally Approves Keystone Pipeline - To Funnel Illegals to Canada!

Washington D.C. - President Obama thinks he hit a home run today with his solution to the ever-looming Keystone Pipeline project that has been haunting him for several years now. The president has decided to have the pipeline constructed and use i...

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