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Funny story: Kevin McCarthy Still Selling Baloney

Kevin McCarthy Still Selling Baloney

Kevin McCarthy may no longer be working at his wife’s old Deli, but he’s still selling baloney. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi nixed two Republican Minority Leader McCarthy’s picks for the January 6, Committee. Then like behind the deli counter…

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Funny story: A Bad Check Got George Floyd Murdered, But Overturning An Election Is Okay?

A Bad Check Got George Floyd Murdered, But Overturning An Election Is Okay?

And you know he’s dumb as a rock. Come on. He doesn’t even know the lyrics of the Star Spangled Banner. Stumbled in front of the Queen, jaw hanging open, admiring the bright color uniforms of the Honor Guard. Clueless of proper etiquette. But tha…

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Funny story: Tests Show Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Has No Spine

Tests Show Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Has No Spine

WASHINGTON, D.C. – iRumors is reporting that Kevin McCarthy, who has single-handedly become the designated Trump ass-kisser recently had some X-rays taken, and they showed that he has no backbone. Nancy Pelosi reportedly said, that she could have…

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Funny story: Senator Kevin McCarthy Addresses The Rumor That Russian President Vladimir Putin Shipped Him 75 Bottles of Vodka at No Charge.

Senator Kevin McCarthy Addresses The Rumor That Russian President Vladimir Putin Shipped Him 75 Bottles of Vodka at No Charge.

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) – Senator Kevin McCarthy appeared on "The View," and he was asked to address the rumor that he recently received 75 bottles of vodka from the Kremlin at no cost to him. McCarthy, told co-host Whoopi Goldberg that, yes…

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Funny story: Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee

Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee

Washington, D. C.--Minority leader Kevin McCarthy today announced that Marjorie Taylor Greene, in light of her recent statement comparing mask wearing mandates nationwide to Jews being persecuted in Nazi Germany, would be reassigned from her committe…

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Funny story: What January 6th Insurrection?

What January 6th Insurrection?

January 6th insurrection? Huh? The Republican minority leader of the House Kevin McCarthy asks, "What January 6th insurrection at the Capitol?" Do you mean that little get-together of about 5,000 folks breaking into the Capitol, smashing windo…

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Funny story: Kevin McCarthy’s Yes-No, Joe Biden Is-Isn’t The President

Kevin McCarthy’s Yes-No, Joe Biden Is-Isn’t The President

Was that an example of decisive action in the Republican Party? Kevin McCarthy, the minority leader of the House of Representatives (who is hankering for Speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi's job and office), dumped Liz Cheney from h…

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Funny story: Will Trump Continue To Run The Republican Party From Jail?

Will Trump Continue To Run The Republican Party From Jail?

The question was: Will Donald Trump continue to run the Republican Party if he is found guilty and sent to jail? Presently, with the Southern District of New York looking into Trump’s investments and tax returns, jail time appears to be in Trump’s fu…

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Funny story: Kevin McCarthy Rolls Eyes Behind Trump

Kevin McCarthy Rolls Eyes Behind Trump

Fox news isn’t talking about it, but the free press has been directing the viewers’ eye toward people standing behind Trump while Trump is giving one of his rambling, incoherent, pointless, monologues, with freebies thrown in, like: "lots of people a...

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