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Funny story: The Pandemic Throws Us Another Ordeal - WE"RE RUNNING OUT OF KETCHUP!

The Pandemic Throws Us Another Ordeal - WE"RE RUNNING OUT OF KETCHUP!

he news from NPR crawled out of the radio, into my ear and embedded it’s teeth into my nervous system. THERE IS NOW A SHORTAGE OF KETCHUP IN AMERICA!!! HOW CAN WE BE EXPECTED TO LIVE LIKE THIS??? Will the mercilessness of this pandemic never en…

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Funny story: 10 Product Spin-Offs That Failed

10 Product Spin-Offs That Failed

Every year hundreds of corporations throughout the United States spend millions of dollars trying to capitalize on already existing products in the hopes that they will be as successful as the originals. And every now and then some of these consumer product spin-offs make it and they are wholeheartedly accepted and embraced by the American buying public. But sad to say, most of the times the...

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Funny story: Sauce bottle collection stolen overnight

Sauce bottle collection stolen overnight

A Gorleston man's life was left in tatters this morning after heartless thieves broke into his garden shed and stole his prized collection of sauce bottles. Kevin Ramsey, 61, of Oak Road struggled to hold back tears as he explained that his entire...

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Funny story: Lauryn Hill Forgot To Give Me Ketchup

Lauryn Hill Forgot To Give Me Ketchup

There's nothing more shocking than ordering some yummy artery-cloggers from the Burger King value menu, driving up to the second window, and seeing someone you recognize. The best is when it is a girl you were in love with in high school, who wouldn't piss on your head if your Phillies cap was on fire. "Guess it all went downhill after 10th grade. Right, Nancy Reagan?" Imagine my surprise wh...

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Funny story: Ketchup Cookbook Is Runaway Best Seller

Ketchup Cookbook Is Runaway Best Seller

Tomato ketchup is one of the most reviled food dressings in the world, especially by chefs, who view the condiment as fit for use only in practical jokes as a source of fake blood. Yet the Ketchup Cookbook, by Birmingham born food writer, Sizewell...

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Funny story: Strawberry Flavoured Ketchup is not a Big Seller

Strawberry Flavoured Ketchup is not a Big Seller

News from a leading supermarket is that their brand new range of Strawberry Ketchup has been the slowest seller of all of the stores ranges. It is even slower than sales of Apple and Anchovie pie, which tests had proved would have been a big seller w...

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Funny story: Bush Names Ketchup an Entree in School Lunches

Bush Names Ketchup an Entree in School Lunches

In the hard times in the Reagan years, ketchup was named a vegetable in public school lunchrooms by Republican appointed nutritionists. In the age of childhood obesity, schools have been moving to healthier lunches and nutritious breakfast programs i...

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