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Funny story: Full English Breakfast Not Really English - It's American

Full English Breakfast Not Really English - It's American

The controversial and widely refuted claim was made by US historian, Paul Garfunkel yesterday. A history don at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Garfunkel claims that the 'traditional' full English breakfast as we know it today, was actuall...

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Funny story: Defiant Local Man Sets Up Home On Cemetery Bench

Defiant Local Man Sets Up Home On Cemetery Bench

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, last night reportedly had set up a temporary abode on a bench in Titchfield Cemetery, following a horrendous argument with long suffering wife, Anne, regarding the appropriate applications available for 'real' gravy, as...

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Funny story: Burnley Apache Chief Cleared Of Animal Cruelty Charges

Burnley Apache Chief Cleared Of Animal Cruelty Charges

Well known Burnley Apache Native American Tribe Chief, Geoff Tattersall was completely exonerated of animal cruelty charges by Lord Chief Justice Ken Mither this morning at Burnley Crown Court. Tattersall, who appeared in court under his real name...

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Funny story: Harry Styles To Work On Ken Mither's Chips N Gravy Van At London Olympics

Harry Styles To Work On Ken Mither's Chips N Gravy Van At London Olympics

It's just been announced that Harry Styles out of One Direction (Or 1D as they're known to their fans) is to work on Ken Mither's van, serving pies, chips, mushy peas and real gravy to the general public at the London Olympics. Styles, who was onc...

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Funny story: Gravy Man, Ken Mither Wins Coveted 2012 Olympics Food Stand Concession

Gravy Man, Ken Mither Wins Coveted 2012 Olympics Food Stand Concession

Yorkshire gravy champion, Ken Mither, recently described in media circles as the 'Gravy Man' has announced that he has been awarded a much treasured official food concession stand, outside the Olympic Stadium in Stratford, East London. "Mither be...

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Funny story: Carol Vorderman Reveals The Truth About Why Piers Morgan Reduced Her To Tears In TV Show

Carol Vorderman Reveals The Truth About Why Piers Morgan Reduced Her To Tears In TV Show

Former Countdown maths whizz, and student 'older lady' wank fantasy, Carol Vorderman - arse of the year winner on several occasions, and oft regarded as 'Thinking Man's Crumpet' - today revealed the real reason about why she was reduced to tears on P...

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Funny story: Yorkshire 'Gravy Man' Ken Mither "Fair Thraped" Following Whistle-Stop Dorking Visit

Yorkshire 'Gravy Man' Ken Mither "Fair Thraped" Following Whistle-Stop Dorking Visit

Yorkshire 'proper gravy' campaigner, Ken Mither of Cleckhuddersfax, West Yorkshire, was relaxing at home last night after taking his 'Proper Gravy Wi Chips' campaign all the way to the Surrey town of Dorking, having made the visit in one day on a day...

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Funny story: "Anna Soubry's A Lying Bastard Bitch Too!" Says Yorkshire VAT Pasty Rebel Ken Mither

"Anna Soubry's A Lying Bastard Bitch Too!" Says Yorkshire VAT Pasty Rebel Ken Mither

Hotshot Yorkshire based VAT on pasties rebel, and campaigner for real gravy, Ken Mither, this evening reacted furiously to an edition of the BBC's 'Question Time' programme, after Conservative MP Anna Soubry, a panellist on the programme, stated that...

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Funny story: "Cameron's A Lying Bastard" - Asserts Yorkshireman

"Cameron's A Lying Bastard" - Asserts Yorkshireman

West Yorkshire real gravy campaigner, and pie and pastie VAT rebel, Ken Mither, today renounced Prime Sinister David Cameron, claiming that the PM's claims of eating a Cornish pastie at Leeds railway station was "a load of utter bollocks." Mr Mith...

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Funny story: "Jailing Internet/Twitter/Facebook Trolls Is Not The Answer" Says Local Man

"Jailing Internet/Twitter/Facebook Trolls Is Not The Answer" Says Local Man

In a studied response to the revelation that a Twitter troll of the internet persuasion has been locked up for eight weekendless weeks, after Twitter-trolling the unfortunate circumstances surrounding Bolton Wanderers defender Fabrice Muamba's distur...

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Funny story: Yorkshire Chips N Gravy Campaigner Ken Mither Backs Greggs In Pie And Pastie VAT Row

Yorkshire Chips N Gravy Campaigner Ken Mither Backs Greggs In Pie And Pastie VAT Row

Well known chips and gravy campaigner, Ken Mither, of Cleckhuddersfax, West Yorkshire today announced that he would be backing legal moves by bakery giant, Greggs to oppose the imposition of VAT on pies, pasties, and sausage rolls. Further, Mr Mit...

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Funny story: Grumpy Yorkshireman Plans Chips N Gravy Airdrops For Syrian Rebel Forces

Grumpy Yorkshireman Plans Chips N Gravy Airdrops For Syrian Rebel Forces

Grumpy Yorkshire 'Chips N Gravy' campaigner, Ken Mither, 69, of Cleckhuddersfax has announced plans to airdrop emergency supplies of chips and 'proper' gravy to beseiged Syrian rebel fighters in the city of Homs. Announcing his plan in a press con...

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Funny story: Stalker Nun With Custard Fetish Sectioned After Complaint From Irate Yorkshireman

Stalker Nun With Custard Fetish Sectioned After Complaint From Irate Yorkshireman

A nun was sectioned today by the Cleckhuddersfax area mental health team, following a complaint from prominent Chips n Gravy champion, Ken Mither. Mither, 26 (Or so he claims) complained to Cleckhuddersfax Borough Council that he was being stalked...

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Funny story: Psychopathic Sheep Menace West Yorkshire Chips N Gravy Campaigner

Psychopathic Sheep Menace West Yorkshire Chips N Gravy Campaigner

Taciturn Yorkshireman, Ken Mither, of Cleckhuddersfax was recovering quietly at home today after being menaced by a rampaging flock of psychopathic sheep at the Scrag End bus stop in the West End of the town. The incident happened shortly before l...

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Funny story: Yorkshireman's Rage Over Cockney Telephone Subterfuge Burnt Gravy Calamity

Yorkshireman's Rage Over Cockney Telephone Subterfuge Burnt Gravy Calamity

Yorkshireman, Ken Mither, of Cleckhuddersfax was left livid Sunday afternoon, following an unfortunate oversight on the part of bolshy wife, Jessie, which resulted in his Sunday roast duck gravy being cremated beyond all recognition, as a result of a...

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Funny story: Vegetarian Rage As Harry Styles Out Of One Direction Papped Eating Meat Pie In Dorking

Vegetarian Rage As Harry Styles Out Of One Direction Papped Eating Meat Pie In Dorking

Vegetarians the length and breadth of the nation were up in arms following the publication of photographs clearly showing Harry out of One Direction tucking into a Tesco's minced beef and onion pie in Dorking. High profile foodies blame Harry's sp...

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Funny story: Repentant Yorkshireman Admits KFC Gravy Blunder

Repentant Yorkshireman Admits KFC Gravy Blunder

Yorkshireman, Ken Mither, of Cleckhuddersfax today made a public apology for intimating that fast food chain, KFC, failed in its duty of customer service by neglecting to provide gravy with their chips. Mither, 64, had previously stated that he ha...

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