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Funny story: Air Force Academy Forced to Shut Down After Kellyanne Conway Gets Removed from Advisory Board

Air Force Academy Forced to Shut Down After Kellyanne Conway Gets Removed from Advisory Board

Colorado Springs, Colorado - After the Biden Administration forced former Trump confidant and sidekick Kellyanne Conway from it's Board of Advisors, the faculty at the Air Force Academy said they have "no choice" but to "close our doors immediately a…

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway Spotted Driving a Taco Truck in Baltimore

Kellyanne Conway Spotted Driving a Taco Truck in Baltimore

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Many GOP pundits gave Kellyanne Conway 100% credit for getting Trump’s ass into the White House. It is no secret that Conway spearheaded the Trumpster’s campaign, and lets face it, the washed-out, dishwater blonde knows…

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Funny story: Kellyanne and Claudia Conway’s 'The Conways of The Potomac' is One of America’s Top Rated Reality Shows

Kellyanne and Claudia Conway’s 'The Conways of The Potomac' is One of America’s Top Rated Reality Shows

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Kellyanne Conway, former chief adviser to the defeated GOP president, has been catching hell lately from none other than her own daughter, Claudia. Boom Boom News reports that the 16-year-old dynamo has done what…

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Funny story: Many Americans Believe That Fox News' Maria Bartiromo is A Russian Agent

Many Americans Believe That Fox News' Maria Bartiromo is A Russian Agent

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind says that a recent Quinnipinni Poll shows that 73% of all Americans think that Fox News senior reporter Maria Bartiromo is working for the Kremlin. The Daily Wind has talked to several close friends…

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Funny story: Claudia Conway is Giving Her Mother Kellyanne Conway Hell!

Claudia Conway is Giving Her Mother Kellyanne Conway Hell!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Washington Globe Express reports that there are fireworks over at George and Kellyanne Conway’s home, all courtesy of the Conways’ teenage daughter, Claudia. It seems that the teenage Tik Tok Princess and her…

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Funny story: Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is Putting All the Blame for His Contracting the Coronavirus on President Trump

Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is Putting All the Blame for His Contracting the Coronavirus on President Trump

NEWARK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – Reports are that former New Jersey governor Chris Christie is madder than a spider whose web-making gland isn’t working. Christie, who spoke with the Vox Populi News Agency, admitted that, yes, he is extremely…

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Funny story: President Trump Still Lying, Says He Caught The Coronavirus From The Portland Protesters

President Trump Still Lying, Says He Caught The Coronavirus From The Portland Protesters

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many news agencies are reporting that President Trump knew he had the Coronavirus three days ago, and hid it from the American people, and the world. A source inside the White House said that they were all sworn…

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Tells Trump To Get Off The Golf Course and Help Iowa

Ashton Kutcher Tells Trump To Get Off The Golf Course and Help Iowa

CEDAR RAPIDS – (Satire News) - Ashton Kutcher, who was born in Iowa, says that he is furious at President Trump, who seems to be doing nothing lately but spending his time playing golf, eating Big Macs, and attacking Kamala Harris. Kutcher read in…

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Funny story: George and Kellyanne Conway Are Getting Their Very Own Reality Show

George and Kellyanne Conway Are Getting Their Very Own Reality Show

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (TV Satire) - The Bravo Network has just informed the entertainment media that, after some serious back-and-forth negotiating, they have come to an agreement with the Conway family. George Conway, who is one of the biggest anti-…

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany Beg The President to Please, Please, Please Not Call Kamala Harris the “N” Word

Kellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany Beg The President to Please, Please, Please Not Call Kamala Harris the “N” Word

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - Several news outlets are reporting that as soon as Kellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany heard that Joe Biden had picked Kamala Harris to be his running mate, they both exclaimed “Damnit!” Both women quickly…

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Funny story: Donald J. Trump Has Decided To Cancel Halloween

Donald J. Trump Has Decided To Cancel Halloween

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) The President, after meeting with top advisers, has issued a statement stating that he has decided to cancel this year’s Halloween. Top advisers, Ivanka Trump, Kellyanne Conway, and Eric Trump, all agree that having…

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Funny story: President Trump Plans To Deliver His RNC Nomination Acceptance Speech From His White House Bedroom

President Trump Plans To Deliver His RNC Nomination Acceptance Speech From His White House Bedroom

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The President has just announced that, due to security reasons, he and two of his top advisers have decided that it would be a great idea to deliver his nomination acceptance speech from the safety of his White Hous…

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Funny story: The Lincoln Project Says That Their Goal is to Drive President Trump Crazy

The Lincoln Project Says That Their Goal is to Drive President Trump Crazy

NEW YORK CITY – (Political Satire) - There are lots of anti-Trump organizations in the USA, but perhaps none irritates the "Golfer-in-Chief" more than George Conway’s Lincoln Project. And as GOP princess Meghan McCain has said, it’s because every…

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway’s Anti-Trump Daughter is Back and With a Vengeance!

Kellyanne Conway’s Anti-Trump Daughter is Back and With a Vengeance!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - The president’s chief counsel and head adviser has just learned that her daughter, Claudia, is back attacking DJT with an unrelenting vengeance. Young Claudia recently had her cell phone taken away by her mommy, be…

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Funny story: President Trump Has Named Himself Head of The Board of Directors of the Electoral College

President Trump Has Named Himself Head of The Board of Directors of the Electoral College

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - Reports are that the president recently confided to his chief adviser, Kellyanne Conway, that he is going to be re-elected one way or another. Conway reportedly replied that she was all ears. He then told he…

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Funny story: A White House Source Said That Kellyanne Conway Talked the President out of Napalming Portland

A White House Source Said That Kellyanne Conway Talked the President out of Napalming Portland

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake news story) A highly-reliable source within the White House walls has revealed that the President was actually considering calling in a napalm air strike on the Portland protesters. The source said that the President had a…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Vows To Deport Every Last Member of The Lincoln Project Before He Leaves Office in Six Months

Donald Trump Vows To Deport Every Last Member of The Lincoln Project Before He Leaves Office in Six Months

BISON BUTT, Montana (Fake News) – The president traveled to Montana on Air Force One to play a round of golf with a very, very rich businessman who had donated $4 million to his re-election campaign. While shooting golf with M.F. Brewbergen, who i…

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