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Funny story: LeBron James' Lakers and Kawhi Leonard's Clippers Have L.A. Fans Jumping For Joy

LeBron James' Lakers and Kawhi Leonard's Clippers Have L.A. Fans Jumping For Joy

LOS ANGELES – (Sports News) – The two teams that are occupying the top of the NBA’s Western Conference are both from LaLaLand, home of earthquakes, forest fires, mudslides, state-of-the-art drugs, and the Kardashian bitches. The celebrity media ag…

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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Want Kawhi Leonard Back Real Bad

The San Antonio Spurs Want Kawhi Leonard Back Real Bad

SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of the Alamo City is that the San Antonio Spurs ownership has made it a top priority to do whatever they have to, to get super star NBA player Kawhi Leonard back. Leonard, who Michael Jordan and LeBr…

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Funny story: The NBA and The NFL Have Just Named Vice-President-Elect Kamala Harris The Sexiest Woman in Politics

The NBA and The NFL Have Just Named Vice-President-Elect Kamala Harris The Sexiest Woman in Politics

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The New York World Register newspaper proclaims that a recent poll has found that players in the NBA and NFL find Kamala Harris to be the sexiest woman in politics. LeBron James, of the Los Angeles Lakers, said th…

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Funny story: San Antonio Spurs Assistant Coach Tim Duncan Resigns – Says He May Take The Cleveland Cavaliers Head Coaching Job

San Antonio Spurs Assistant Coach Tim Duncan Resigns – Says He May Take The Cleveland Cavaliers Head Coaching Job

SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) – Spurs coach Gregg Popovich has just announced that his former star player and assistant coach, Tim Duncan, has just resigned. Popovich, who was polecat hunting in Muckalica, Serbia, was shocked to hear that Tim had…

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Funny story: Los Angeles Clippers Super Star Kawhi Leonard Denies That He Is Secretly Dating Kim Kardashian

Los Angeles Clippers Super Star Kawhi Leonard Denies That He Is Secretly Dating Kim Kardashian

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) - Reports filtering out of Tinsel Town are that Kim Kardashian and NBA super star Kawahi Leonard are secretly dating. Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle stated that she received a text from an LAPD officer statin…

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Funny story: Most NBA Coaches Consider Kawhi Leonard of The Los Angeles Clippers to be The Best Player in The NBA

Most NBA Coaches Consider Kawhi Leonard of The Los Angeles Clippers to be The Best Player in The NBA

ORLANDO – (Sports Satire) - Even though the Clippers have been eliminated from the finals, there are many NBA coaches who consider Kawhi Leonard to be the best player in professional basketball. Kawhi, whose teammates say will usually only speak a…

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Funny story: The NBA and MLB Players Agree to Play, But They Want President Trump to Resign

The NBA and MLB Players Agree to Play, But They Want President Trump to Resign

ORLANDO, Florida – (Sports Satire) - ESPN-4 is reporting that every player in the NBA and MLB has voted to go ahead and play the games, but they insist that President Trump do the right thing and resign. LeBron James, of the Los Angeles Lakers, st…

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Funny story: An Amazing Little Seven-Year-Old Girl Makes 317 Three-Pointers in a Row

An Amazing Little Seven-Year-Old Girl Makes 317 Three-Pointers in a Row

GUACAMOLE GROVE, California – (Sports Satire) - CBS Sports is reporting that a little seven-year-old girl has astounded the sports world by making 317 three-pointers in a row, at a charity event for the Black Cats Matter animal organization. The e…

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Funny story: Los Angeles Clippers Guard Lou Williams is Now The Most Hated Player in the Entire NBA

Los Angeles Clippers Guard Lou Williams is Now The Most Hated Player in the Entire NBA

ORLANDO, Florida - (Sports Satire) - L.A. Clippers guard Lou Williams was excused to go outside the bubble, to pick up ten boxes of fully-loaded pizzas for the team. But, on the way to the restaurant, he decided to stop off at one of Orlando’s mo…

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Funny story: Team-Wide Brawl at Spurs Practice

Team-Wide Brawl at Spurs Practice

A massive brawl ensued at the Spurs practice facility Wednesday afternoon, involving players, coaching staff, and some members of the press. The police report released this morning described the scene as "an unsettling display of savage violence."...

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Funny story: Tim Duncan Leads The San Antonio Spurs To Their 15th Straight Victory As They Defeat The Denver Nuggets

Tim Duncan Leads The San Antonio Spurs To Their 15th Straight Victory As They Defeat The Denver Nuggets

SAN ANTONIO - Tim Duncan, who wears #21, has always said that he lets his playing do the talking for him. And it was certainly evident as he tossed in 29 points to help the Spurs beat the Denver Nuggets 108-103 and improve their season record to 5...

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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Defeat The Chicago Bulls And Are Now The Top Team In The NBA

The San Antonio Spurs Defeat The Chicago Bulls And Are Now The Top Team In The NBA

CHICAGO - Coach Gregg Popovich told his San Antonio Spurs the same thing he always does before each game, "Okay go out there and show everyone that unlike a lot of NBA players, you guys earn your money." And that is all the motivation that the Spu...

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Funny story: President Obama Admits That He Lost $800 Betting On The Miami Heat Vs. The San Antonio Spurs Game - Which The Spurs Won

President Obama Admits That He Lost $800 Betting On The Miami Heat Vs. The San Antonio Spurs Game - Which The Spurs Won

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama was still talking about the fantastic play of the San Antonio Spurs who defeated LeBron James and the world champion Miami Heat by a score of 111-87. The president said that he had made a bet with his good friend...

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