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Funny story: Prince Louis Seen Without Face Mask

Prince Louis Seen Without Face Mask

Prince Louis, the youngest son of Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge, and his wife, Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, has come in for some rather severe criticism tonight, after he was seen in public not wearing any kind of face protection.

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Thinks Roger Federer Is A Bit Dishy

Kate Middleton Thinks Roger Federer Is A Bit Dishy

The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, has told close friends that she thinks tennis superstar and tomorrow's Wimbledon Men's Singles finalist, Roger Federer, is "a bit dishy". The Duchess will attend the Centre Court spectacular with her siste...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton To Play Upstairs Downstairs’ Rose Buck

Kate Middleton To Play Upstairs Downstairs’ Rose Buck

London, UK - (Butlers Pantie Mess): An emergency reshuffle at the House of Windsor’s Brexit League has seen Kate Middleton relegated to playing Upper House parlourmaid Rose Buck in line with new expectations of the royal gravy train. “The Upstair...

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Funny story: Royal family produces another litter

Royal family produces another litter

Horse-faced brood mare Kate Middleton has given birth to another boy. Doctors say that she is doing well and although she ate the rest of her litter, one male did manage to survive. The pale princess will now be rested for another few months, then...

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Funny story: The Magic of Middleton

The Magic of Middleton

If you're British (we know you are if you're reading one of our pieces, there was one Finnish guy that read one and he died! Our work doesn't seem to translate well for international audiences) you will know that the Royal Family are better than you and Kate Middleton is certainly better than you and whatever shit you do. Speculation is rife with how Kate manages to look so young and unflustered e...

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Funny story: Queen Warns Grandchildren to "Shut the Fuck Up Already!"

Queen Warns Grandchildren to "Shut the Fuck Up Already!"

Buckingham Palace, London, England The Queen didn't realize the microphone was still on when she was yelling at Prince William, Prince Harry, and Kate Middleton for being too candid in their public speeches, and not royal enough when talking to crowd...

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Funny story: Ten Facts About Kate Middleton

Ten Facts About Kate Middleton

As a country (I mean the UK, you know a proper country) we have a tendency to fawn over people who wear incredibly expensive jewellery, live in palaces and expect the tax payer to foot the bill when their roof has a leak. So to play to the gallery as it were here are seven facts you didn't know about our future Queen Kate Middleton. 1. As part of the Royal Family she has several other titles in...

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Funny story: Duchess Kate Changes Hair Style to Take Press Attention from Castle Demolition

Duchess Kate Changes Hair Style to Take Press Attention from Castle Demolition

London, England Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, has raised a giant stir in the British Isles by changing her hairstyle. This has just been discovered to be a smoke screen in order to cover up the fact that Kate has ordered the 214 year old Anme...

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Funny story: And Here is the News...Again.

And Here is the News...Again.

HEADLINES KIM KARDASHIAN ROCKED UP TO RIHANNA'S FIRST DIAMOND BALL BENEFIT IN A PLUNGING LEOTARD WITH MESH NETTING. Friends say this is a radical departure for her. Kim has also been made an offer by Air Canada to model her bum for new hot air balloon. MOTHER OF NINETEEN CHILDREN VOWS "NEVER TO GET PREGNANT AGAIN". FRANK BRUNO GIVEN ALL CLEAR BY DOCTORS TO RESUME BOXING... BUT MAY HAVE T...

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Funny story: Prince William's rowdy university buddy Gaz turns up at door, spends night on couch

Prince William's rowdy university buddy Gaz turns up at door, spends night on couch

Prince William and Kate Middleton had an unexpected visitor to Buckingham Palace when William's old university drinking buddy Gaz turned up at the front door asking to stay for a bit with them. William's old friend Gaz had been on a night out in Lon...

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Funny story: Two Mothers Wearing Yellow Dresses

Two Mothers Wearing Yellow Dresses

When the Duchess of Cambridge walked out of the hospital wearing a yellow dress and carrying her new daughter, Charlie, she appeared so radiant and pretty, Russian women questioned whether Kate was the birth mother. They also raised questions about C...

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Funny story: What the Hell are the Royals Doing in New Zealand of All Places?

What the Hell are the Royals Doing in New Zealand of All Places?

In order to answer this simple question our magazine "Conned Weekly" contacted Lord Hiram Abiff Cook of the British Foreign Office London who candidly answered unaware that we had recorded the conversation. Here is what he said: Well, old sport...

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Funny story: Problem with Kate's baby

Problem with Kate's baby

Kate Middleton (aka The Duchess of Cambridge) has put the cat among the pigeons both in Downing street and Buckingham Palace by naming her new child Nicola. She told her husband Walliam that the name was perfect and reminded her of a visit she mad...

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Funny story: HMP Belmarsh mother and baby unit readies for royal birth

HMP Belmarsh mother and baby unit readies for royal birth

Isle of Dogs, UK - Warders at the country's top maximum security jail have finished preparations for the imminent confinement of Kate Middleton at the prison's newly refurbished Dildo Wing. The royal hoaxer is due to farrow any day soon after pul...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton denies palace tryst

Kate Middleton denies palace tryst

LONDON -- The royals are not above showing a little of their majestic bodies on occasion. Exhibitionist Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cornhole and wife of Prince William, is proof of that, having shown her regal tatas to the world and having flashed her...

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Funny story: Royal Family to Move to Australia

Royal Family to Move to Australia

A spokesman for the British Foreign Office has announced that the House of Windsor has been transferred to Australia. There has been increasing speculation of late as to why the royal family are such frequent visitors to the continent. Kate and W...

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Funny story: Wall Street unimpressed with scrounger royals

Wall Street unimpressed with scrounger royals

New York - The big money fixers are staying away in droves as Prince William and his gargoyle wife arrive in NYC rattling their sadass begging bowls. Up to a dozen City Z-LIsters have forked out fifty grand a piece to hobnob with the faux royals w...

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