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Funny story: President Biden Breaks With Tradition and Allows VP Harris to Sign a Vice-Presidential Executive Order

President Biden Breaks With Tradition and Allows VP Harris to Sign a Vice-Presidential Executive Order

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Hearsay Today reporter, Abby Yukon, is reporting that she interviewed White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, who told her that VP Harris has just received permission to introduce a new governmental mandating feature…

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Funny story: Where’s Kamala? The Search Goes On For Elusive Termagant

Where’s Kamala? The Search Goes On For Elusive Termagant

BILLINGSGATE POST: Pressed for information by George Staphylococcus regarding the whereabouts of Kamala Harris, his peripatetic partner-in-crime, President Biden smiled and dropped his voice an octave. Crooning an old melody made famous by Paul Anka…

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Funny story: Vice-President Harris Will Visit Afghanistan and Meet With The New Taliban Leader

Vice-President Harris Will Visit Afghanistan and Meet With The New Taliban Leader

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (U.S. Satire News) – The Chicago Wind newspaper has confirmed that VP Harris will be flying to Kabul, Afghanistan on Air Force One to have a private meeting with the top ranking Taliban leader. The vice-president is scheduled to…

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Funny story: Vice-President Kamala Harris Has Just Tagged Marjorie Taylor Greene With a Brand New Nickname That Fits Her Like a Latex Glove

Vice-President Kamala Harris Has Just Tagged Marjorie Taylor Greene With a Brand New Nickname That Fits Her Like a Latex Glove

SAUSALITO, California – (Satire News) – The vice-president was in Sausalito at a high school dedication. The citizens of the town of Sausalito, decided to rename Ronald Reagan High School to Kamala Harris High School. Needless to say VP Harris…

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Funny story: Vice-President Harris Promises That Trump Will Be a Jailbird By “Turkey Day”

Vice-President Harris Promises That Trump Will Be a Jailbird By “Turkey Day”

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vice-President Harris told Ipso Facto News that she is 99.998% certain that the former “Divider-in-Chief” aka Donald Jonathan Trump will be wearing an orange inmates jumpsuit and sitting in a jail cell before Thanks…

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Funny story: The United States House of Representatives Votes to Prohibit Travel to and From Florida

The United States House of Representatives Votes to Prohibit Travel to and From Florida

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News reports that due to the huge rise in Delta Dawn Virus cases in the Plywood State, the House of Representatives has voted 234 to 201 to restrict travel to and from the state of Florida. Governor Ro…

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Funny story: Nancy Poozleosi, Kamala Cackleosi And Joe Sleepleosi: The Three Stooges Of The Apocalypse

Nancy Poozleosi, Kamala Cackleosi And Joe Sleepleosi: The Three Stooges Of The Apocalypse

BILLINGSGATE POST: Larry, Moe and Curly they ain’t. Although at times their slapstick behavior could easily qualify them to take on the mantle of The Three Stooges. With her sunken eyes and penchant for premium ice cream, Nancy Poozleosi most clos…

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Funny story: VP Kamala Harris Reveals Why She Refuses To Visit Alabama

VP Kamala Harris Reveals Why She Refuses To Visit Alabama

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – VP Kamala Harris was in Brooklyn speaking before The Italian-American Coalition of Pizza Restaurant Owners. She has always loved eating pizza, so when the opportunity to travel to Brooklyn, and get to taste the different…

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Funny story: The Reason Why President Biden Wants To Build A Wall Between The United States and Canada

The Reason Why President Biden Wants To Build A Wall Between The United States and Canada

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the assembled press why President Biden has been considering building a wall between the US and Canada. The Farmers Federation of North America pointed out to Vice-P…

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Funny story: Biden/Harris Administration Forced To Let Biden Go

Biden/Harris Administration Forced To Let Biden Go

The Harris Administration held a presser at the White House today, to discuss the parting of ways between Joe Biden, and the now defunct Biden/Harris Administration. Months of back door discussions between then VP Harris, common sense, and James…

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Funny story: President Biden Welcomes The World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers To The White House

President Biden Welcomes The World Champion Los Angeles Dodgers To The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball champions, The Los Angeles Dodgers were invited to visit the White House by President Joe Biden, and unlike other teams when Trump was president, every player attended. Dodgers ace pitcher…

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Funny story: The United States Has Just Leased A Military Air Force Base in The Ukraine

The United States Has Just Leased A Military Air Force Base in The Ukraine

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Chicago Wind newspaper has just revealed that the Ukraine has agreed to lease one of its military air force bases to the U.S. Ukrainian General Dinipro Visachenko stated that the deal will not cost the Americ…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Calls V.P. Kamala Harris and Begs Her To Please Convince President Biden To Give Him a Pardon

Donald Trump Calls V.P. Kamala Harris and Begs Her To Please Convince President Biden To Give Him a Pardon

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has learned from a close friend of DJT, that he called up V.P. Harris and he literally begged her to please, please, please talk to President Biden and ask him to issue him a full presidential pardon,…

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Funny story: Cod Piece Diplomacy: Why Kamala Harris Wears Pantsuits

Cod Piece Diplomacy: Why Kamala Harris Wears Pantsuits

BILLINGSGATE POST: Hillary Clinton was the first woman to recognize how powerful a symbol it was to wear a pantsuit instead of a dress when creating a political image. Nancy Poozleosi was next. When was the last time you saw either wear a dress to…

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Funny story: The United States Government Has Just Borrowed $80 Billion From Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk

The United States Government Has Just Borrowed $80 Billion From Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is the first American news agency to report that multi-gazillionaires Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk have agreed to lend the U.S. government $80 billion. BBN’s Hacienda Fiddle broke the story even before…

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Funny story: TOUCHDOWN! Chinese Rocket Falls On Elmer Smuckmeister’s Out House

TOUCHDOWN! Chinese Rocket Falls On Elmer Smuckmeister’s Out House

BILLINGSGATE POST: “WTF!” The chances of hitting a populated area are small, but not zero. The Long March 5B rocket carrying China’s Tianhe space station from the Wenchang Space Launch Center in southern China on April 29, was carried out despite the…

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Funny story: A Herd of Angry Alaskan Sperm Whales Has Sunk a Norwegian Oil Tanker

A Herd of Angry Alaskan Sperm Whales Has Sunk a Norwegian Oil Tanker

THE ALEUTIAN ISLANDS (Alaska) – (Satire News) – The Seattle Exulter-Herald has divulged that a herd of seven sperm whales have sunk the Norwegian oil tanker The Sardine Queen, 27 miles off Eskimo Baby Island, located in Alaska's Aleutian Islands.

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