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Funny story: Donald Trump’s Great, Great, Grandfather Cyrus Earl Drumpf Owned 371 Slaves

Donald Trump’s Great, Great, Grandfather Cyrus Earl Drumpf Owned 371 Slaves

WHITE HOOD, Mississippi – Researchers have researched Donald Trump’s family tree and they have come up with a crooked-as-heck tree that had dozens and dozens of interesting branches. It was learned that DJT’s great, great, grandfather Cyrus Earl D…

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Funny story: The KKK and The Oath Keepers Agree To Merge and Form The KKKOK

The KKK and The Oath Keepers Agree To Merge and Form The KKKOK

COTTON BRITCHES, Alabama – (Satire News) – One of the highest ranking grand wizards of The Non-Benevolent Order of the Bougainvillea Chapter of the Ku Klux Klan, Boudreaux "Cornbread" Dippadiddle, has just confirmed that the KKK and the Oath Keepers…

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Denies That He’s a Member of The KKK

Piers Morgan Denies That He’s a Member of The KKK

LONDON – (Satire News) – Popular British journalist and television personality Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan wants the entire world to know that contrary to what a certain member of Ireland’s Bohemian F.C. has said, along with thousands of other folks, b…

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Funny story: President Trump Praises The Founder of the Ku Klux Klan

President Trump Praises The Founder of the Ku Klux Klan

CRACKERHEAD, Georgia – (Satire News) - The President spoke before a crowd of 27 at a Walmart parking lot, and told them that he promises he will never, ever leave the White House, even if someone kidnaps his son, Eric. Trump, who is becoming more…

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Funny story: President Trump is Being Sued By The Ku Klux Klan and The Proud Boys

President Trump is Being Sued By The Ku Klux Klan and The Proud Boys

DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) - President Trump’s lead lawyer, Segundo Juarez, has just commented that two white extremist groups have filed lawsuits against one Donald Jonathan Trump, esq. The two organizations are the Ku Klux Klan and the P…

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Funny story: Josh Reaume Has Been Suspended by NASCAR For An Extremely Unusual Reason

Josh Reaume Has Been Suspended by NASCAR For An Extremely Unusual Reason

VENUS FLYTRAP, North Carolina – (Sports Satire) – Two weeks ago NASCAR driver Smokey “Bubba” Butterhouse was suspended from racing in the Crackerhead Saltine Crackers 200 Auto Race in Georgia. Butterhouse refused to paint over the likeness of Pres…

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Funny story: Mitch McConnell Finally Admits What Everyone Already Knew

Mitch McConnell Finally Admits What Everyone Already Knew

SKUNK SPRAY, Kentucky - (Satire News) – TMZ recently spoke with Senator Addison Michelle McConnell, and the senator revealed what 97% of all Americans already knew. McConnell, who is 78, but looks 98, finally admitted that yes, he is indeed “Trump…

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Funny story: The Nazi Alliance of AmeriKKKa Names President Trump It’s 2020 “Man of the Year”

The Nazi Alliance of AmeriKKKa Names President Trump It’s 2020 “Man of the Year”

ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia – (Satire News) – One of the biggest Nazi organizations in the nation, the Nazi Alliance of AmeriKKKa, has just bestowed its annual “Man of the Year” award to President Donald Trump. The president will join a list of former…

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Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Says That, Thanks to President Trump, Membership is Up by 93%

The Ku Klux Klan Says That, Thanks to President Trump, Membership is Up by 93%

COTTON BALLS, Georgia – (Satire News) – Ku Klux Klan Illustrated magazine is reporting that their membership has gone up by 93% just in the past six months. KKK spokesperson Roy Dell “Bubba” Griddle told KKKI that, thanks to all of the hate-spewin…

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Funny story: President Trump Denies That He’s a Member of the KKK

President Trump Denies That He’s a Member of the KKK

CATFISH MEOW, North Carolina – (Satire News) – The President is saying that an article that appeared in the Oxnard Obligatory Observer newspaper is totally and positively false. The story written by Rex T. Narragansett states that DJT first joined…

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Funny story: President Trump Loves QAnon But Many Proud Republicans Including Mitch McConnell and Chris Christie Hate It

President Trump Loves QAnon But Many Proud Republicans Including Mitch McConnell and Chris Christie Hate It

COTTON BALLS, Georgia – (Satire News) - The extreme far-right organization known as QAnon has stated that they would support the President even if he shot up a petting zoo. One outspoken member who goes by the name “Wino Wayne,” said that their go…

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Funny story: President Trump Has Cancelled His Scheduled Campaign Rally in Alabama

President Trump Has Cancelled His Scheduled Campaign Rally in Alabama

TATER TOT, Alabama – (Political Satire) - A representative with the Trump Campaign Rally Committee has informed the news media that the planned pep rally in Tater Tot has been cancelled. The pep rally was to have been held in the Governor George C…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Plans to Invade Portland Using Green Berets, Navy Seals, The KKK, Hells Angels, and Some Boy Scouts

Donald Trump Plans to Invade Portland Using Green Berets, Navy Seals, The KKK, Hells Angels, and Some Boy Scouts

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donnie Johnnie Trump says that it's time for him to put his bone-spur covered foot down, and show the anti-Electoral College protesters in Portland that he is the boss of them. He told Fox News that the peaceful protes…

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Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Announces That They Will be Distributing Confederate Flags in Harlem

The Ku Klux Klan Announces That They Will be Distributing Confederate Flags in Harlem

POSSUM BELLY, Mississippi – RumorLand News is reporting that one of the chapters of the Ku Klux Klan, has just announced that they are planning on going into Harlem, New York, and distributing Confederate flags to the residents, free of charge. Wh…

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Funny story: Jed Blockhead, right wing Redneck, hangs himself unintentionally

Jed Blockhead, right wing Redneck, hangs himself unintentionally

A rather peculiar thing happened in Redneck territory, downtown Buckweed, Alabama, a tiny hamlet lost in time last week. Jed the Redneck was busy removing a BLM sign strung up between a cypress tree and a Kentucky Fried Chicklet outlet wishing to rep...

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Funny story: Bunker Boy Vows to Declare War on Antifa

Bunker Boy Vows to Declare War on Antifa

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The President says that he has talked to several representatives with white extremist groups, and they have suggested that he declare war on the group known as Antifa. Antifa is known as an anti-white supremist-extremist group w...

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Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Advises Its Members To Use Thicker Hoods and Robes To Ward Off The C-19

The Ku Klux Klan Advises Its Members To Use Thicker Hoods and Robes To Ward Off The C-19

VALDOSTA, Georgia – The Georgia Chapter of the KKK has sent out a newsletter with some vital info for their members. The newsletter addresses the concern of the older members, who are becoming a bit nervous regarding the Coronavirus. One membe...

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