In the dried-up crusty lining of an old New York theatre seat, scientists have discovered a mosquito perfectly preserved in a globule of petrified spunk. Incredibly, the mosquito had bitten a pervert in the cinema, and scientists were able to extract...
Palm Tree, Florida—In God-forsaken Palm Tree, an unincorporated town nestled in the Everglades, Jackie Tripper “went ballistic,” her husband Jack told The Spoof, when she saw "an honest-to-God dinosaur.” “Jackie had just dropped acid while watchin...
Jurassic Park, the dinosaur animal preserve on Isla Nublar located west of Costa Rica has been receiving complaints by patrons who have made multiple trips to the park. "It's pretty much the same experience every time," stated Robert Bakker, a fre...
Global teenagers are turning their backs on social network giant, Facebook, because their mums and dads are on their too! A global, cyber exodus of unhappy, twittering teenagers has forced Facebook to block millions of mums, dads, grandma's, grand...
Rex Ryan denied the major news story that he wanted to leave the New York Jets. T-Rex Ryan, the vociferous scene-stealer and setting chewer, insisted he would be a Jet for life. No one had the heart to tell him that not even Leonard Bernstein bel...
Fans of the former Surrey, Warwickshire and England fast bowler Bob Willis, missing from the current T20 Cricket World Cup TV commentary teams, have been forced to hunt him down on the Internet. But hunting him down is a very appropriate phrase, a...
Executive producer and director Steven Spielberg has hinted at some of the details of the new Jurassic Park film at a press conference in Hollywood earlier today. The story for the new film was actually found in the DNA of a film critic sealed in...
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