As Federal agents Mulder and Scully arrived at the luxury cottage in the badlands of Worcestershire, there seemed no sign of anyone at the Kirkbride home.
'There's no sign of anyone at the Kirkbride home', Mulder said, 'my theory is that something mysterious is going on here. That extraterrestial activity has drawn people away from this place.'
'Nonsense, Mulder, there'll be a perfectly rati...
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