Fox News-America, known for its profitable Right-Wing Journalism, and its charming, rabble-rousing Talking Heads, developed the story. As we know, the Queen is a very private person, and has kept the kind of bed she sleeps in a secret for years.
A jubilee party in Chutney on the Fritz was as much of a disaster as everyone thought it was going to be. Brian Asshat threw a lot of his shoes at people for no apparent reason, spoiling the punch bowl and the trifle in the process. Thomas Johnson…
Queen Elizabeth, at her age, is taking care of loose ends, and is donating some of the Crown Jewels to the little 'trannie, children of England, to economically help them out. This is her newest cause, as she feels she has done enough for the rac…
A woman has decided to give up work for the whole of May and sit on her arse drinking Lambritzi and pink gin, we can reveal. Kylie Slackbucket, 31, of Spodbury, decided to take action because, 'Well, it's all just one long Bank Holiday when you th…
You've heard of the piece of burnt toast that looks like Jesus, the tea leaves that look like Elvis, and used tampon that looks like the Mother Theresa. Now there is a new addition to the list of everyday objects that look like famous people - a slap...
On the verge of the world celebrating the longest serving monarch, a shocking piece of tapestry made in 1958 has been found by a royal collector, that has called into question the early years of the monarch and her close relationships with some of th...
Dear Constituents I have had a most hectic week. Tomorrow I am due to make a public appearance at a Garden Fete and Jubilee tea party. It doesn't start until 2pm so I'll squeeze in an hour signing letters before a shortened "Meet your MP" session in the Red Lion. After that I'll work on a few words to say at the Fete or, most probably, dig out the speech I did last year if I can find...
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