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Funny story: Vatican cover-up as President Kaczynski named Pope John Paul II's natural son

Vatican cover-up as President Kaczynski named Pope John Paul II's natural son

Smolensk - (Pie-in-the-Sky): President Lech Kaczynski, who died in a mystery plane crash at the weekend, was Pope John Paul II's son and a secret protégé of current Pope Joe Ratzinger. Kaczynski, 61, and his monozygotic twin Jaroslaw, 69, had been...

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Funny story: Ratzinger matrix shielded Philip 'The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch' Garrido

Ratzinger matrix shielded Philip 'The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch' Garrido

Antioch, Ca - (Reuterus): Police are probing reports that a Vatican satanic network which bankrolled Ronnie Raygun's Calfornia gubernatorial campaign also shielded monster Philip Garrido. "Jaycee Dugard's abductor is shaping up to be Pope Joe Rat...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Achieves First Orgasm

Pope Benedict XVI Achieves First Orgasm

(Vatican City, Vatican) Former Hitler Youth member Joseph Ratzinger, now better known as Pope Benedict XVI, proudly disclosed to the news media that he achieved his first orgasm last night after a late night swim with 26-year-old US Sister Mary McCon...

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Funny story: Pope schmoozes Austrian church after incest nutter Fritzl furore

Pope schmoozes Austrian church after incest nutter Fritzl furore

Amstetten, Austria - (Tunnel Visionary Mess): Pope Joe Ratzinger has 'bent over backwards' to appease disgust and dismay among his senior Austrian gofers in the aftermath of a public outcry about an underground tunnel between the Vatican and Amstett...

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Funny story: Ratzinger's star role in new Vatican opera 'Hell Hath No Fury'

Ratzinger's star role in new Vatican opera 'Hell Hath No Fury'

Vatican City - (Ass Mess): Pope Joseph Ratzinger is to take the lead role of Satan in a new lavish opera by Vatican composer Monsignor Marco Frisina based on Dante's Divine Comedy provisionally entitled "Hell Hath No Fury".

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