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Funny story: Bishops Rebuke Catholic Politicians (Biden) Who Support Abortion Rights

Bishops Rebuke Catholic Politicians (Biden) Who Support Abortion Rights

How many bishops have been pregnant, anyway? One? Two? Yes? No? None? Okay. How many are going on pregnancy number five, and you aren’t Ethel Kennedy with a bankroll for nannies? No? None? Okay. Then the kid grows up and they're rejected f…

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Funny story: Trump Finally, Finally, Finally, Admits That He Lost The Election

Trump Finally, Finally, Finally, Admits That He Lost The Election

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Donald J. Trump flew into Baltimore to get a root canal done. And as he was leaving the dentist’s office, he was asked by a reporter with Hollywood Innuendo, if he is ever going to admit that he lost the presidential el…

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Funny story: President Biden and President Putin Meet at The Geneva Summit and Both Agree On One Thing Regarding Trump

President Biden and President Putin Meet at The Geneva Summit and Both Agree On One Thing Regarding Trump

GENEVA, Switizerland – (Satire News) – The leaders of the two greatest nations on the face of the earth met at the Biden-Putin Summit in Geneva, and they had some good, drawn out, heated discussions. First they talked about the Summer Olympics in…

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Funny story: The U.S. Government Explains Why They Will No Longer Charge Tax on Condoms

The U.S. Government Explains Why They Will No Longer Charge Tax on Condoms

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, has just announced that the government will no longer charge taxes on prophylactics aka condoms, rubbers, raincoats, etc. She noted that President Biden in an effort to get…

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Funny story: Biden Dog Graduates From Trump University

Biden Dog Graduates From Trump University

With a Bachelor of Arfs degree, President Biden’s dog Major graduated from Trump University and is now allowed to move back into the White House. However, the Secret Service people have their fingers crossed and tree climbing running shoes on while M…

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Funny story: Queen Invites Bidens For Sleep Over At Windsor Castle, Trump Fuming

Queen Invites Bidens For Sleep Over At Windsor Castle, Trump Fuming

When Donald Trump learned that Queen Elizabeth invited the Bidens for a sleepover at Windsor, he exploded. He never had such an invite. He tried to telephone the Queen and ask why he had never been invited for a sleepover, but the Palace telephon…

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Funny story: The G-7 Summit Conference Leaders Unanimously Agree To Never Again Mention Trump’s Name

The G-7 Summit Conference Leaders Unanimously Agree To Never Again Mention Trump’s Name

CARBIS BAY, England – (Satire News) – In a move that is being hailed as a victory for the entire free world, the G-7 Summit Conference leaders voted unanimously to never again utter the name of Donald J. Trump. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trude…

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Funny story: Obama’s Secret Telephone Conversation With The Queen Made Public

Obama’s Secret Telephone Conversation With The Queen Made Public

“Bubbles, what’s up? Are you going to serve “tea” to Joe Biden and dent our friendly relationship?" “You know my duty, Barry. And rumor has it; Joe can't wait. And it would help if you remembered, I am the Queen. Unlike some of the younger members…

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Funny story: Pelosi Assumed Presidency While Biden, Harris Gone

Pelosi Assumed Presidency While Biden, Harris Gone

Nancy Pelosi assumed the presidency as next in succession while President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris were absent in foreign countries earlier this week. Her "term" as president was not reported until today. Among other actions, she…

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Funny story: The 2021 Cicada Invasion Grounds Air Force One, Cancels Baseball Games, and Shuts Down Fast Food Drive-Thru’s

The 2021 Cicada Invasion Grounds Air Force One, Cancels Baseball Games, and Shuts Down Fast Food Drive-Thru’s

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The U.S. Department of the Interior has just announced that the 2021 Cicada Invasion is causing all types of major havoc all over the country. According to renowned cicada expert Dr. Elton F. Dunpico, professor a…

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Funny story: Biden considering candidates for New Hobgoblin Awards—including himself

Biden considering candidates for New Hobgoblin Awards—including himself

On the heels of a storm of criticism against health advisor Anthony Fauci, President Biden has stepped forward to defend his embattled aide. Mr. Fauci said this about masks, then something else as the pandemic moved on. Plus he said this about…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian is Tapped By President Joe Biden To Be The Director of The Newly Formed Department of Women’s Rights

Kim Kardashian is Tapped By President Joe Biden To Be The Director of The Newly Formed Department of Women’s Rights

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In a move that has the entire left coast state of California cheering with joyous joy, the oldest of the 5 Kardashian sisters has been chosen by President Biden to head up the newly-formed Department of Women’s Righ…

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Funny story: Biden Cites “Row vs Wade” - Orders Blockade Of All Afghanistan Seaports

Biden Cites “Row vs Wade” - Orders Blockade Of All Afghanistan Seaports

BILLINGSGATE POST: To placate conservative members of Congress regarding his order to have all of our troops out of Afghanistan by July 1st, President Biden announced today, “That under the authority granted to him under the ‘Row vs Wade Amendment’…

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Funny story: Biden invites spoofers Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to White House for pow wow

Biden invites spoofers Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to White House for pow wow

President Biden surprised more than a few people today when he issued invitations to two top spoofers known as Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to meet with him at the White House. Asked his reasoning, Biden said “It’s time we get up close and perso…

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Funny story: Where’s Hunter Update: Harvesting Bat Guano In Galapagos

Where’s Hunter Update: Harvesting Bat Guano In Galapagos

BILLINGSGATE POST: He has to be somewhere. Now we know. With most of the incoming news on Hunter Biden’s whereabouts coming from the New York Post, including lurid pictures of Hunter balancing two totally nekid hookers on his lower abdomen, each fa…

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Funny story: President Biden found after 5 hour search inside White House!

President Biden found after 5 hour search inside White House!

Secret Service agents feared the worst but they finally located President Biden after an exhaustive five hour search. Things looked bleak when they found no trace of the president after a second pass through every room in the White House but he f…

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Funny story: President Biden missing: Thought to be inside the White House

President Biden missing: Thought to be inside the White House

The Secret Service sounds the alarms this morning as President Joe Biden went missing and his whereabouts could not be determined. The agent that last saw him was with the president in the Oval Office. "He shuffled across the room to the washroom.

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