London - Professional profilers analyzing serial monster Jimmy Savile's depraved 60-year rampage are asking the inevitable, 'just how really bad was this bastard?' A confidential briefing this week will see sleuths from the Met's Serious & Or...
Austrian child abuser, child rapist and father of them all, Josef Fritzl is a pretty naughty old chap. After being caught and exposed normally he should have been sentenced to a short sharp career in Dachau or Auschwitz, Adolf would certainly have...
Pinheiro, Brazil - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Sao Paulo police said today they 'immediately noticed the resemblance' between the Austrian incest wackjob and Jose Agostinho Pereira. The deviant hostage taking nutter was arrested after cops 'spotted...
Tel Aviv - (Fritzl-Schnitzl): A self-styled Israeli 'messiah' Goel Ratzon enforced his concentration camp-style polygamy cult with an S&M 'holy commandments' rule book police have been told. Documents found in one of his squalid downtown spide...
State of Victoria - (OMG): Just when ya thought the incest pathogen was consigned to oblivion with Austrian dungeonmaster Joseph Friztl's life sentence along comes another perv. And big time. And in Australia of all places. A court suppression or...
El Dorado - (Reuterus): Was jailed Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl the inspiration behind Phillip Garrido's 1991 abduction and impregnation of 11 year-old US schoolgirl Jaycee Lee Dugard? California police are probing the claim after a tipoff...
Amstetten, Austria - (Tunnel Visionary Mess): Pope Joe Ratzinger has 'bent over backwards' to appease disgust and dismay among his senior Austrian gofers in the aftermath of a public outcry about an underground tunnel between the Vatican and Amstett...
Salzburg, Austria - (Dungeonmaster Ass Mess): Former US presidential wannabe and ex-Ku Klux Klan grand wizard David E Duke has been cornered by police deep inside an Austrian tunnel linking Amstetten incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's torture dungeon to t...
London - (Royal Ass mess): Police fear that London's fatuous G20 Summit could be seriously disrupted this week following reports that the country's very own Joseph Fritzl scandal is about to break. A lengthy a probe into 'some deranged, disgusting...
Tolima Province, Colombia - (Reuterus & Lurid Ass Mess): The Fritzl hostage incest syndrome has spread to Colombia where police have arrested a 69 year-old man accused of fathering eleven children by his daughter. Arcedio Alvarez, dubbed the M...
Rome - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): The Vatican's very own Joseph Fritzl-style dungeon was busted today in a dawn raid on the Catacombs. It resulted in Rome cops arresting a 69 year-old man and his son following a probe into the Austrian ince...
The Austrian Ogre, 73-year-old Josef Fritzl, is seeking his prison's permission to start an e-mail relationship with jailed 22-year-old American Tot Mom Casey Anthony. "I don't see any harm in it," Fritzl confirmed from his country club prison i...
The small township of Amstetten, Austria, have revealed plans to erect a small statue dedicated to the infamous Joseph Frizl What the local council, led by Mr. Hans Pedo Pfile, declined to mention was it would be constructed entirely out of used t...
It has been revealed today that evil Austrian All-Rounder Jo Fritzl attempted to get representation by a British semi-professional legal company due to their 'No Win; No Fee' policy. CEO Fathima Clalve explained, "We received a phone call from a...
The 73-year-old "Austrian Ogre," who got life in prison for murder and incest, says he hopes to get an even fuller head of hair while behind bars. Joseph Fritzl, who enslaved his daughter in his cellar and sexually abused her 3,000 times during...
MAIM executives in Hollywood today announced they were putting a biopic of the life and crimes of Austrian Joseph Fritzl into production, and that it would star Tom Cruise and Anthony Hopkins. In true Hollywood tradition it will be entirely accura...
The US has deported to Austria a former SS man it says was involved in the Nazi killing of more than 8,000 Jews, shot in a single day and buried in pits. Nasty bastard. Josias Kumpf, 83, moved to the US from Austria in 1956, settling in Wisconsin...
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