Ex-mega-punk-frontman, Johnny Rotten, who now resembles an overweight walrus, has hit financially hard times.
Other members of the Sex Pistols asked Johnny to do a punk-revival tour in honour of mega-Nutter, Sid Vicious (RIP), but he refused becau…
Never mind the bollocks - it's Question Time!
BBC chiefs are bracing themselves for they don't quite know what tonight as political debate show Question Time features former Sex Pistol John Lydon as a panellist.
Lydon - or Johnny Rotten, as he...
Westminster - Minister for Desperate Situations, the Rt Hon Chris Talmighty today appealed for a youth led musical revolution to deliver us all from the evil of recession, on the grounds that it worked in the seventies.
Mr Talmighty referred to th...
One of the new government-planned Eco-Towns is to be built near to the site of the kids BBC settlement, LazyTown, and will be twinned with it, says a report.
When an Afro-Briton rocker lay bleeding and prone backstage at the Spanish music festival, witnesses and worshippers of Sex Pistol Johnny Rotten bragged that the punk rock outlaw and his entourage visited a racist rampage on the poor black bloke.
In scene's reminiscent of the Bill Grundy Show back in 1976, notorious frontman and one time housing officer with Southwalk Council, Johnny Rotten, brought Channel 4's flagship programme, Countdown to a standstill this afternoon.
The Sex Pistols are to get back together again for a concert at a Buckingham Palace party to commemorate the Queen's 115th birthday.
What happened to the inspirational punk we all know and love that is Johnny Rotten? After the early 1980's he just seemed to disappear and the punk era seemed to come to a close. A recent confession by one-hit wonder Rick Astley has shocked the...
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