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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Johnny Depp Record An Album of Old-Time Standard Buccaneer Songs

Miley Cyrus and Johnny Depp Record An Album of Old-Time Standard Buccaneer Songs

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The singer/actress who is credited with single-handedly inventing the art of twerking is ecstatic that she has recorded an album of old time standard classic pirate songs with the star of the "Pirates of The Caribbean"…

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Funny story: The Amazing Settlement Of The Johnny Depp - Amber Heard Circus Lawsuit Case

The Amazing Settlement Of The Johnny Depp - Amber Heard Circus Lawsuit Case

FAIRFAX COUNTY - (Satire News) - The particulars of the Johnny Depp Vs. Amber Heard Lawsuit Trial have finally been released. According to Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight, the judge in the case, Midlred Y. Bindybuff, 76, ruled that Ms. He…

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Funny story: Johnny Depp and Amber Heard To Star In "Fatal Attraction 2 - The Messy-As-Shit Bed"

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard To Star In "Fatal Attraction 2 - The Messy-As-Shit Bed"

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx stated that the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trail has lasted longer than their marriage. During the trial, Heard accused Depp of being addicted to Flintstone Vitamins, and of constantly singin…

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Funny story: Hollywood Virginia Courtroom Says ... We Love You Johnny!

Hollywood Virginia Courtroom Says ... We Love You Johnny!

Since Fairfax County, Virginia, doesn’t get a lot of high-profile celebrity trials, the Johnny Depp-Amber Heard trial has lent a bit of Hollywood to the East Coast. During the half-time recess of the trial, Lady Gaga came in and sang a few songs…

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Funny story: What Do Johnny Depp, Majorie Taylor Greene, And Kevin McCarthy Have In Common?

What Do Johnny Depp, Majorie Taylor Greene, And Kevin McCarthy Have In Common?

What Do Johnny Depp, Majorie Taylor Greene, And Kevin McCarthy Have In Common? One could view it on the news or U-Tube. The three have serious memory issues. While Johnny Depp is professionally scripted, he had trouble verbalizing several traumati…

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Funny story: Lawnmower Luke ... for Johnny Depp

Lawnmower Luke ... for Johnny Depp

While Johnny Depp is on trial for his life (not really, he's rich and famous, he don't go to no jail for nobody and that bitch ain't a-gonna take anymore of his money, but her career is over!) he has released a new movie based kinda sorta on one of h…

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Funny story: Johnny Depp, The Star of The Pirates of The Caribbean Movies, Reveals His Unusually Weird-As-Hell Fetish

Johnny Depp, The Star of The Pirates of The Caribbean Movies, Reveals His Unusually Weird-As-Hell Fetish

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – In the world of Fetishism, many famous celebrities have engaged in some really, strange, and very odd fetishes. Tabloid Today reporter Papaya Bamboo first broke the story of “Happy Days” actor Scot Baio liking to dress…

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Funny story: Whitey Bulger Does Hard Time

Whitey Bulger Does Hard Time

Whitey Bulger has added to his criminal resume. In case you missed the blaring headlines in the Boston newspapers and online, we want to make certain you heard that Whitey Bulger has been sent to solitary confinement. It appears the 85-year old in...

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Funny story: Skull & Bones Inc. Floated on Stock Exchange

Skull & Bones Inc. Floated on Stock Exchange

A new firm owned by father and son George H. Bush and George W. Bush and called the "Skull & Bones Inc". has been floated on New York's Stock Exchange. Shares opened at $66.60. The firm will be devoted to mass marketing and merchandising the...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp: Forgotten American Accent

Johnny Depp: Forgotten American Accent

Hollywood, CA - After being asked why he no longer does any films where he portrays an American, the Kentucky native replied that he "has forgotten how to speak with an American accent." After the success of the box-office juggernaut film serie...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp to Play a 50-Year Old Man Raised in Florida

Johnny Depp to Play a 50-Year Old Man Raised in Florida

Johnny Depp, long known for portraying unusual, quirky, and memorable characters onscreen, faces perhaps his most challenging role in an upcoming film. Depp will play a fifty-year old man born in Kentucky but raised in Florida. Few details of the pro...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp's fab new $25m 'Downton Abbey' mansion under 10ft of water in Brit floodplain disaster

Johnny Depp's fab new $25m 'Downton Abbey' mansion under 10ft of water in Brit floodplain disaster

Somerset - The Pirates Of The Caribbean star is said to have been particularly impressed by the property's splendid river views when he first toured the Palladian pile late last year with current live-in squeeze Amber Heard. Set in 850 magnificen...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp: I Hope I'm Not Possessed!

Johnny Depp: I Hope I'm Not Possessed!

Actor Johnny Depp who has had so much fun doing the Pirates movies and others says that ever since he played Edward Scissorhand, he has felt odd. "I usually do well during the day but at night, it's different...and even sometimes in the day." D...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp Confesses That 'The Lone Ranger' Has Left Him Traumatized

Johnny Depp Confesses That 'The Lone Ranger' Has Left Him Traumatized

SAN ANTONIO - Johnny Depp was in San Antonio visiting the world famous Alamo. As he walked around the hallowed grounds of the Texas shrine he was approached by a reporter with Silver Screen Showcase Magazine. Pomona Vox asked Depp if he had got...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp and Honey Boo Boo star in action adventure set in Transylvania

Johnny Depp and Honey Boo Boo star in action adventure set in Transylvania

Johnny Depp and Honey Boo Boo are the stars of a new movie scheduled to hit theaters this fall. Searching Transylvania to Find Eddie Guest is a rambling adventure in which Johnny Depp plays American folklore legend Daniel Boone and Honey Boo Boo play...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Very Upset With The Olsen Twins

Taylor Swift Very Upset With The Olsen Twins

NASHVILLE - Close friends of country artist Taylor Swift say that Taylor is so mad at the Olsen twins that she could eat a handful of nuts and bolts. It appears that Mary-Kate and Ashley co-wrote a song about one of Ashley's ex-boyfriends, Johnny...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp Shocked As The Lone Ranger Bombs

Johnny Depp Shocked As The Lone Ranger Bombs

LOS ANGELES - Johnny Depp has told a very close friend that he feels like going into the Witness Protection Program. Depp made that comment after his latest film The Lone Ranger appears headed for the last roundup. The actor who just turned 50,...

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