Manama - Fans of the 1960s' cartoon Top Cat swear blind he's the surreal reincarnation of a tin pan alley patrolman beloved by generations of TC fans.
Tonight fat cats in the Old Alley are purring with delight at John Yates' appointment as Bahrain...
London - "This ticking timebomb, it happened on my watch," Mates told the Sunday Hacker this weekend.
"Still, soon blow over, eh?
"Once we've got that bloomin red top and her trolling 'Unka Rupe'... all kinds of stuff could happen, lads!
Mark Thompson the Director General of the BBC has announced that the BBC is to start filming a new series of This Is Your Life.
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