After performing open-heart surgery, a heart surgeon doesn't have someone thrusting a microphone into his or her face asking, “How was that last stitch? What were you thinking? Huh? We only have eight seconds before we have to pay the bills and break…
NEW YORK CITY – Plans are underway to have a benefit tennis match in New York City, between two of the tennis world’s greatest players. Maria Sharapova, who is considered the prettiest, sexiest, and best lasagne-maker to ever swing a racket, has a…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has informed the news media about Trump’s latest Mount Rushmore idea. The President, who is, perhaps, the most conceited individual since tennis player, John McEnroe, will sign a presidential executive orde…
While the last best hope of stopping Donald Trump's run for the White House was defined as "Lucifer in the flesh," by former House Majority leader John Boehner, Mr. Boehner added, (as though calling him 'Lucifer in the flesh' wasn't bad enough) "He'...
Grumpy Scottish tennis player Andy Murrray is really pissed off now. Ex 'Brat' and Grand Slam champion, John McEnroe has told reporters that Murray's swearing needs a complete overhaul: "Andy showed a lot of early promise but he needs to improv...
Nyan O'Reel, star of many memorable movies of which very few people can remember the title, plot or cast, has triumphed in a career - enhancing PR stunt. His stunning blonde daughter, Tomatum (19), threw her arms around him just as her stepmother'...
Flushin Meadows, NY - U.S. Open Officials today announced a radical change to this year's U.S. Open Tennis Championships. Over the years the ball has change from white to yellow and perhaps the most radical change would be the "felt" or...
80's champion John McEnroe has been announced the winner of the 2007 Wimbledon's men's singles title.
APE Line - Roger Federer, who has once again not dropped a set so far at Wimbledon, admitted he has a somewhat unusual pre-match preparation. No he doesn't sleep with pyramids under his bed. He doesn't have magnetic underwear, though he admit...
Henman Hill, the unsightly mound of earth in the grounds of the All England Club where the Wimbledon Tennis Championships are held each year, is to be bulldozed after the current tournament is over.
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