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Funny story: Plum shortage hits fruit machines

Plum shortage hits fruit machines

A European plum shortage has hit manufacturers of Fruit Machines in the UK. "The UK is the number one exporter of fruit machines, one arm bandits and the like," said Jason Orange, former member of Take That and owner of Fruit Inc. "We export to th...

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Funny story: John Barrowman dyes, aged 43

John Barrowman dyes, aged 43

John Barrowman, the Beeb's light entertainment luminary, has dyed (his hair). The Glasgow born fart-throb enjoyed a healthy birthing back in the sixties but was shocked to learn of major pigment failure a "couple of years ago". The Radio Times pin...

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Funny story: Barrowman in Sexuality Breakthrough

Barrowman in Sexuality Breakthrough

John Barrowman, the chirpy camp time traveller who is sometimes Scottish, is hotly tipped for a BAFTA for his ground breaking documentary on the causes of homosexuality. In the programme Barrowman, who has a large collection of cuff-links, subjec...

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Funny story: India's DRDO loses one scientist every day - "just careless, really"

India's DRDO loses one scientist every day - "just careless, really"

India's premier military research body, the Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO), loses one scientist every day amid the inefficient bustle of typical official top-secret bureaucracy.

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Funny story: John Barrowman not so gay, says buxom backstairs Lolita

John Barrowman not so gay, says buxom backstairs Lolita

'Captain Jack' John Barrowman's public image of gay pride and connubial bliss came under scrutiny yesterday amid revelations of weekend trysts with a prostitute and her enormous tits.

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Funny story: John Barrowman as straight as a ruler- and not the bendy type.

John Barrowman as straight as a ruler- and not the bendy type.

Today Torchwood star John Barrowman (41) threw away his Prada handbags and climbed back into his closet announcing that he had been wrong, he was straight.

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Funny story: John Barrowman's girlfriend

John Barrowman's girlfriend

John Barroman's ex-girlfriend today, held a press conference and today confessed to having romantic relationship with John. The relationship was undertaken during a time that John was with his current partner Scott.

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Funny story: Boris Sulks: But I'm On Elton's Xmas List!

Boris Sulks: But I'm On Elton's Xmas List!

The spokesman for Tory Mayor of London candidate Boris Badenov announced this morning in a hastily-called press briefing that Boris was 'hurt and quite, quite upset' at news that Sir Elton John is now backing Lib Dem rival Brian Paddywacker,...

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