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John McCain - Modesty, machismo and mystery

Funny story: John McCain - Modesty, machismo and mystery

To paraphrase the lyrics of Oscar Hammerstein II, written for the musical South Pacific, in a song titled, A Wonderful Guy, John McCain was a: “Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, (deep breath) wonderful, wonderful guy.” Amen. He was...

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Kavanaugh Confirmation Delayed Until After Election As McCain Memorial Enters 21st Day

Funny story: Kavanaugh Confirmation Delayed Until After Election As McCain Memorial Enters 21st Day

Washington - The Senate confirmation hearings for Bret Kavanaugh, the Trump administration's nominee to fill the vacant seat on the U.S. Supreme Court, has been tabled until after the mid-term elections in early November, as a majority of Senators wi...

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John McCain's Final Gift to GOP Free 3-D Spines

Funny story: John McCain's Final Gift to GOP Free 3-D Spines

Before John McCain became too ill for much physical activity he had a 3-D image of his spine created that could then be duplicated with 3-D printers, using medical plastics accepted by the human body. John McCain's deal? He will allow any of the spin...

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President Bonespur Says, of John McCain, “I prefer cancer patients who don’t die.”

Funny story: President Bonespur Says, of John McCain, “I prefer cancer patients who don’t die.”

RATHOLE, D. C.—Echoing remarks he made about John McCain during his 2016 campaign, President Bonespur today joined in, after Kelly Sadler’s quip about John McCain “dying anyway,” with his own clever turn: “I prefer cancer patients who don’t die.”...

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Representative Schiff to release new memo: “Commies commies everywhere . . .”

Funny story: Representative Schiff to release new memo: “Commies commies everywhere . . .”

Today we learn that Mr. Adam Schiff (D) spent last night analyzing, scouring, writing, and formulating a new and “ultimate” memo response. This very hot new memo will assure all citizens that FBI and DOJ performance leading to “Russia-gate” is ho...

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Intell departments and reps step forward to claim FISA memo = “nothing burger”

Funny story: Intell departments and reps step forward to claim FISA memo = “nothing burger”

Dry bun, stale, no mayonaisse, no sauces, no sesame seeds, no bacon, no cheese, no onion, no pickle, and one thin slice of meat. This = the resounding judgment on the FISA memo released today. Senator McCain has joined in. This burger is so “no...

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McCain 'No' Vote Explained; Brainwashed as POW

Speaking on condition of anonymity, CIA psychiatrists speculated that John McCain's decision to vote 'no' on the Republican Graham/Cassidy health bill was the result of subtle brainwashing during his extended confinement as a prisoner of war in North...

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Special prosecutor Arnold Buggerovski appointed to Trump investigation

Funny story: Special prosecutor Arnold Buggerovski appointed to Trump investigation

Mr. Arnold Walker Buggerovski has been appointed special prosecutor to investigate Mr. Trump's alleged ties to Russian influence in the recent election, plus other matters. Despite Russian ancestry, Mr. Buggerovski has had a nearly saintly career...

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John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts to perform Shakespeare's Julius Caesar with Senator McCain as Brutus

Funny story: John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts to perform Shakespeare's Julius Caesar with Senator McCain as Brutus

Additional to this central role going to Mr. McCain, the part of Cassius will be undertaken by Senator Graham, according to breaking news. Caesar himself will be performed by Alex Baldwin, renowned for his satirical reprise of Mr. Trump on Saturda...

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Senators McCain and Graham perform Russia-themed duet as ballerinas to packed house

Funny story: Senators McCain and Graham perform Russia-themed duet as ballerinas to packed house

The Bijou Theater and Playhouse in the nation's capital reported a sold-out audience last evening eager to applaud the senators' performance (some audience also danced in the aisles). The event celebrated and commemorated Friday's intelligence rep...

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Trump Brings His African American To Rally

Funny story: Trump Brings His African American To Rally

Washington, DC: Trump held multiple rallies today. At each rally he took his African American with him. Gregory Cheadle, a Republican candidate for the 1st Congressional District who lives in Happy Valley, California, was ecstatic to be the only Af...

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Republicans to Postpone Election Until They Can Get a Candidate that Won't Lose in a Landslide

Funny story: Republicans to Postpone Election Until They Can Get a Candidate that Won't Lose in a Landslide

Washington, DC The Republican Party admitted that it hadn't a clue on how to get a candidate that could actually win an election for President of the U.S. With recent candidates like John McCain and Mitt Romney that have trouble carrying their home s...

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Senator John McCain Advocates Afghanistan As 51st State

Funny story: Senator John McCain Advocates Afghanistan As 51st State

Senate Armed Services Committee Chairman John McCain (R-Ariz.) said Thursday he was "pleased" by the Presidents decision to keep 5,500 U.S. troops in Afghanistan after 2016, but pressed for "a surge of 17,000 more boots on the ground for that country...

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Chorus Line Of GOP Candidates For President

Funny story: Chorus Line Of GOP Candidates For President

There is a chorus line of candidates running for the GOP nomination for President of the United States. Miraculously missing are both Rudolph Giuliani and Dick Cheney. Everyone else seems to be in the running including Governor Woops (now spor...

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Donald Trump's War Record

After Donald Trump's scathing attack on Senator John McCain's war record the Investigation's Department here at The Spoof did a little digging into Trump's own military record. It turns out that the great Donald also has a legacy of war experience.

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Trump Channels Barry White at Campaign Event

Funny story: Trump Channels Barry White at Campaign Event

HOT SPRINGS, ARK--Donald Trump, speaking out of an aperture that he customarily uses for sitting, spoke, in a low bass voice, to his admirers at a campaign event in Arkansas, saying, "I've heard people say that too much of anything is not good for...

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A low-life scum calls concerned citizens "low-life scum"

Funny story: A low-life scum calls concerned citizens "low-life scum"

WASHINGTON D.C. - When's the insanity going to stop? When is this batshit-crazy old man going to retire? Will his histrionics and induced bedlam never end? The gray-headed, 78-year-old tyrant, the teabagging Republican Senior Senator from Arizona,...

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McCain Says U.S. Should Invade Cuba

Funny story: McCain Says U.S. Should Invade Cuba

WASHINGTON -President Obama's policy of normalizing relations with Cuba brought an angry response from Senator John McCain (R-AZ) who said, "This is about the appeasement of autocratic dictators, thugs, and adversaries, diminishing America's influen...

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Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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