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Funny story: Justin Bieber To Marry Robert Pattinson In Civil Ceremony?

Justin Bieber To Marry Robert Pattinson In Civil Ceremony?

With Joe McElderry, the X-Factor winner as best man? This according to a so-called Skoob Entertainment News 'source.' Here in the office our first reaction was one of utter disbelief. Looking at the headline, it swiftly became obvious that some jo...

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Funny story: X-Factor Winner Joe McElderry Says He Really Isn't Gay But His Boyfriend Is

X-Factor Winner Joe McElderry Says He Really Isn't Gay But His Boyfriend Is

LONDON - The winner of this past season's X-Factor, Joe McElderry of South Shields, Tyneside, was sitting in Little Limey O'Shea's Pub when he was asked if the rumors of him being gay are in fact true. McElderry, put down his Shirley Temple drink,...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Joe McElderry In Shock 'I'm Gay' Admission

X-Factor's Joe McElderry In Shock 'I'm Gay' Admission

Music industry insiders expressed surprise overnight by Cheryl Cole's wee X-Factor 'babby brutha' Joe McElderry's announcement that he is gay. None were more surprised than the natives of Joe's hometown of South Shields. As one resident, Basha Blu...

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Funny story: Rage Against The Machine Rages Past Joe McElderry to Capture #1

Rage Against The Machine Rages Past Joe McElderry to Capture #1

LONDON - The band Rage Against The Machine outsold X-Factor winner Joe McElderry by 500,000 to 450,000 copies to capture Britain's number one Christmas song title. Simon Cowell, one of the owners of X-Factor was reportedly livid and threatened to...

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Funny story: Cheryl Consoles Sobbing Joe Over Rage Against The Machine Storm

Cheryl Consoles Sobbing Joe Over Rage Against The Machine Storm

Cheryl Cole yesterday displayed a fantastic sense of compassion, as she went along, 'in the nude' to comfort X-Factor champion Joe McElderry, as metal band 'Rage Against The Machine' challenged impressario Simon Cowell's stranglehold on the music bus...

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Funny story: Joe McElderry - The Backlash Begins

Joe McElderry - The Backlash Begins

It appears that the great British public are up for yet another fight, this time against Simon Cowell. An internet inspired backlash against the master chart manipulator has led to thousands of net users downloading Rage Against The Machine's track i...

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Funny story: X-factor's Joe McElderry Reveals All

X-factor's Joe McElderry Reveals All

As promised, X-factors Joe McElderry has revealed all to Katarina Frogpond (that's me.) Now Katarina Frogpond is going to tell you all about the revelations that he revealed to her. After an extensive under cover investigation, which took Joe, the...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole In Tears Of Joy As Joe McElderry Wins X-Factor

Cheryl Cole In Tears Of Joy As Joe McElderry Wins X-Factor

It should come as no surprise to regular readers that cheeky Geordie chappie Joe McElderry won the X-Factor final here Sunday evening. We told you this would happen weeks ago. We have the best insiders in showbiz affairs on the planet, sometimes b...

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Funny story: X-factor's Joe McElderry says "Yes. The rumours are all true"

X-factor's Joe McElderry says "Yes. The rumours are all true"

Joe McElderry has confirmed today that the rumours about him are all true. He is a Vampire, and those pointy teeth aren't just a coincidental dental misfortune. "I'm not a bad vampire, though." He says. "I'm a cheeky Geordie Vampire, and we're...

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Funny story: X-Factor Winner Leaked

X-Factor Winner Leaked

I have received inside information, that the winner of the X-Factor-2009, will be young Geordie crooner Joe McElderry. Several observers have remarked concerning Simon Cowell's amazing about-face regarding his own acts, Olly Murs and Danyl Johnson...

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