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Funny story: Political Breaking News - Asshole Gov. DeSantis and Asshole Sen. Manchin Are Alleged To Be In A Guy-Guy Intimate Relationship

Political Breaking News - Asshole Gov. DeSantis and Asshole Sen. Manchin Are Alleged To Be In A Guy-Guy Intimate Relationship

TOPEKA, Kansas - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of the "Fly-Over" states of Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, and Nebraska is that GOP Gov. Ron "The Asshole" DeSantis and the Democrat traitor, Sen. Joe "The Asshole" Manchin are involved in a physical…

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Funny story: Joe Manchin, AKA The Democrat Traitor, Assaulted By Three Second Graders At A McDonalds

Joe Manchin, AKA The Democrat Traitor, Assaulted By Three Second Graders At A McDonalds

SHEEP SHIT, West Virginia - (Satire News) - Two of the most hated politicians in the US are Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, and Joe Manchin of West Virginia. Tapioca Swizzle, reporter with Vox Populi has stated that if meaness, stupidity, and h…

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Funny story: Sen. Joe “Pussy Boy” Manchin Says Since He’s Turned Into a Traitor Bastard, He’s Received Over 3 Million Threats

Sen. Joe “Pussy Boy” Manchin Says Since He’s Turned Into a Traitor Bastard, He’s Received Over 3 Million Threats

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) – Sen. Manchin recently spoke with Anderson Cooper of CNN, and he told him that he has no idea why so many people hate him. Cooper, who is not noted for mincing words replied, “Ahhhh, well my guess is probably becaus…

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Funny story: Sen. Joe Manchin: The Grinch Who Broke the Dow Before Christmas

Sen. Joe Manchin: The Grinch Who Broke the Dow Before Christmas

The Capitol, Washington, D. C. How could one insignificant senator take all the joy out of Christmas? Easy! Joe Manchin of West Virginia did it with one interview on Fox News, telling the world he won't vote for the Build Back Better social infr…

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Funny story: Sen. Joe “The Pussy” Manchin Receives 2021’s “Spineless, Low-Life Asshole of The Year” Award

Sen. Joe “The Pussy” Manchin Receives 2021’s “Spineless, Low-Life Asshole of The Year” Award

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper has just named West Virgina suckass senator, Joe Manchin as their “Spineless, Low-Life Asshole of The Year.” Each year the Daily Wind bestows this award on the nation’s most pathetic, piti…

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Funny story: Most Democrats Say That Dem Senator Joe “Shit-for-Brains” Manchin Is Just A Bottom-Feeding, Scum-Sucking Traitor!

Most Democrats Say That Dem Senator Joe “Shit-for-Brains” Manchin Is Just A Bottom-Feeding, Scum-Sucking Traitor!

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Quinnipinni Polling Agency has just released its monthly political poll, and to no one's surprise, Manchin the Mothereffer is at the top of it’s list. Joe Manchin, whose last names means “Asshole who was born an assho…

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Funny story: Vice-President Kamala Harris Says That The Turncoat, Traitor Senator Joe Manchin Needs To Stop Acting Like a Pu$$y and Resign

Vice-President Kamala Harris Says That The Turncoat, Traitor Senator Joe Manchin Needs To Stop Acting Like a Pu$$y and Resign

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News is reporting that Vice-President Harris has more cojones than Joe Manchin, Mitch McConnell, Matt Gaetz, and Kevin McCarthy combined. Nancy Pelosi and Ricky Gervais totally agree with that statemen…

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Funny story: Senator Joe Manchin has Existential Crisis after Reading Facebook Comment

Senator Joe Manchin has Existential Crisis after Reading Facebook Comment

Facebook vigilante, Bobby D. Foster's has struck yet another Senator. The unprovoked Facebook comment reads as follows: Dear Senator Manchin, I just wanted to inform you that I am quite disappointed that your chin is not as manly as you name suggests. Have a nice day. -BDF The Senator has reportedly not shown up to a single congressional session since he read the post last Thursday.

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