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Funny story: Trump Still Believes That At Over 7,000 Space Aliens Voted For Biden In Arizona

Trump Still Believes That At Over 7,000 Space Aliens Voted For Biden In Arizona

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Ominium Gatherum News Agency is reporting that after talking to Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, the orange blob-of crap, still is insisting, in his tiny, miniscule, mosquito brain that over 7,000 space aliens voted i…

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Funny story: Attorney General Bill Barr Says Trump Needs To Grow Some Balls And Accept The Fact That Joe Biden Kicked His Orange Ass

Attorney General Bill Barr Says Trump Needs To Grow Some Balls And Accept The Fact That Joe Biden Kicked His Orange Ass

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The US attorney general says he finally got sick and tired of hearing Trump tell lie, after lie, after lie, said that he finally decided to resign because Trump had turned into a dictator; a fucked up, racist, predator…

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Funny story: President Biden Warns China That If Another One of Their Bombers Flies Over a U.S. State, He'll Turn Hong Kong Into One Gigantic Parking Lot

President Biden Warns China That If Another One of Their Bombers Flies Over a U.S. State, He'll Turn Hong Kong Into One Gigantic Parking Lot

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden says he has had it with China thinking that they can fly over US states like Oregon, Hawaii, Montana, and Alaska. In a statement that made it abundantly clear, POTUS told the Chinese leader Xi Jin…

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Funny story: Haf-And-Haf: Joe Biden’s Bout With Reality

Haf-And-Haf: Joe Biden’s Bout With Reality

BILLINGSGATE POST: Like Joe Biden, Tulza Tuzon, also known as Haf-and-Haf, was once a handsome man with a full head of hair and a toothy smile. An accident resulted in the left side of his face becoming disfigured. Like all of Dick Tracy’s villains,…

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Funny story: President Biden Calls Trump The Worst Human Being Since Attila The Hun

President Biden Calls Trump The Worst Human Being Since Attila The Hun

DOVER, Delaware - (Satire News) - The president was back in his hometown to visit his favorite cousin, Lindy Biden. Lindy had just been elected President of the Delawareans For Biden In 2024. POTUS praised his cousin for not being afraid to sta…

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Funny story: President Biden Issues A Very Stern Warning To Cuba

President Biden Issues A Very Stern Warning To Cuba

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Right now President Biden has a dozen things on his mind starting with the potato shortage in Idaho, the printer ink shortage in South Dakota, the McKetchup packet shortage at all McDonalds, and the 10-legged tarant…

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Funny story: Biden Repeatedly Refers to "Space Ghost Guns"

Biden Repeatedly Refers to "Space Ghost Guns"

President Joe Biden gave yet another lecture about firearms and called for removing all “Space Ghost Guns” as it seems he confused the cartoon character “Space Ghost” with the term “ghost guns.” “I knew Space Ghost” he advised to a rousing crow…

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Funny story: President Biden To Sign A Presidential Executive Order That Will Raise The NRA's Taxes By 69%

President Biden To Sign A Presidential Executive Order That Will Raise The NRA's Taxes By 69%

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden recently met with members of the NFL, the NBA, MLB, and the MLS in the Mrs. Jacqueline Kennedy Conference Room. POTUS spoke at length with outspoken NRA coaches Steve Kerr of the Golden State Warr…

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Funny story: President Biden Picks NFL Quarterback Colin Kaepernick To Be His Official Sports Advisor

President Biden Picks NFL Quarterback Colin Kaepernick To Be His Official Sports Advisor

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - According to White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, President Biden, who is a big NFL football fan, has just asked Detroit Lions quarterback Colin Kaepernick to be his official sports advisor. POTUS call…

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Funny story: President Biden Is Sending The U.S. 7th Fleet Naval Flotilla To The Ukraine's Black Sea

President Biden Is Sending The U.S. 7th Fleet Naval Flotilla To The Ukraine's Black Sea

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Biden has informed the news media that he has decided to send the US 7th Fleet Naval Flotilla to the Black Sea to aid Ukraine against their war with the Evil Empire (aka Russia). POTUS stated that the 7th is headquarte…

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Funny story: The Bidens Are Looking To Buy a Getaway Home Up In Saskatchewan, Saskatoon

The Bidens Are Looking To Buy a Getaway Home Up In Saskatchewan, Saskatoon

SASKATCHEWAN, Saskatoon - (Satire News) - President Biden and the first lady Dr. Jill Biden have been talking to a realty company about purchasing a villa in Saskatoon. IRumors (Canada) reports that the Biden's are looking at a 16,000 square foot…

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Funny story: Biden Picks Disinformation Board: Overlooks Dr. Billingsgate

Biden Picks Disinformation Board: Overlooks Dr. Billingsgate

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Biden came under fire today for choosing Nina Jankowicz to lead the Department of Homeland Security’s Disinformation Governance Board, completely overlooking Dr. Viscount Billingsgate for the job. While admitting that…

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Funny story: President Biden Says Nancy Pelosi Has Bigger Balls Than Putin and Trump Put Together

President Biden Says Nancy Pelosi Has Bigger Balls Than Putin and Trump Put Together

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has always liked Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi for many reasons. Two of the reasons he noted were because she can speak 9 languages (8 fluently) and she knows the names of every horse that has…

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Funny story: Mob Boss In The White House?

Mob Boss In The White House?

Mob boss in the White House? No, not Joe Biden, but the loser Biden booted out of the White House: Donald Trump. Trump, who is attempting to emulate pal Vladimir Putin (a guy getting his nuts squashed by a hammer called Ukraine), is back to his lock…

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Funny story: Other Ministries Joe Is Considering

Other Ministries Joe Is Considering

Ministry of Awesomeness Ministry of Doubleplusungood Ministry of Ministry (ROCK ON!) Ministry of We’re Not Spying On You We Swear Ministry of Hollywood Stars Are Better Than You Ministry of Keepin’ It Real Ministry of Fuck All Mi…

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Funny story: President Biden Says Donald The Trumptard Hasn't Slept In Four Days and He Looks Like Shit!

President Biden Says Donald The Trumptard Hasn't Slept In Four Days and He Looks Like Shit!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - When it comes to Trump, President Biden is not the least bit shy. He recently stated to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk, that the Trumptard is going downhill faster than an NBA basketball. POTUS noted…

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Funny story: Soros = soroS: The Looking Glass War

Soros = soroS: The Looking Glass War

BILLINGSGATE POST: If you have ever wondered who is calling the shots for President Joe Biden, look no further. Billionaire George Soros, a man with no country, is the defacto leader of our country. Along with Barack Obama’s former puppeteer, Valeri…

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