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Funny story: Las Vegas Says “Herd Immunity” Is a 10-1 Favorite To Win The Preakness Stakes

Las Vegas Says “Herd Immunity” Is a 10-1 Favorite To Win The Preakness Stakes

BALTIMORE, Maryland – (Sports Satire) – The Las Vegas bookies agree that the 3-year-old thoroughbred from Cheyenne, Wyoming, “Herd Immunity” at 10 to 1, is the highly favored horse to win the 146th running of the Preakness, this year’s middle jewel o…

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Funny story: New York’s "Tiz The Law" Wins The 152nd Running of The Belmont Stakes

New York’s "Tiz The Law" Wins The 152nd Running of The Belmont Stakes

ELMONT, New York – Jockey Manny Franco rode number 8, Tiz The Law, to victory at the Belmont Stakes before a crowd estimated to be about 103, including two hot dog vendors, three security guards, and a stand-up comedian. "TTL", as Anderson Cooper...

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Funny story: Kentucky Derby Officials Say There’s a Way To Still Run This Year’s Race

Kentucky Derby Officials Say There’s a Way To Still Run This Year’s Race

LOUISVILLE – It was a foregone conclusion that this year’s edition of the annual Kentucky Derby horse race would be cancelled due to the Coronavirus pandemic. But derby racing officials have hit upon a way to actually run the traditional event.

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Funny story: American Pharoah's Jockey Also Commands A Huge Stud Fee! (Comparatively Speaking)

American Pharoah's Jockey Also Commands A Huge Stud Fee! (Comparatively Speaking)

Dallas, TX - Triple Crown winning horsie, American Pharoah, is reportedly getting a record-setting stud fee of over three million dollars from other mega-rich horse breeders, to jam its giant horse dong into their fillies, in an effort to produce the...

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Funny story: Palace Malice Leaves Every Horse In The Dust As He Wins The Yucatan Commemorative Derby

Palace Malice Leaves Every Horse In The Dust As He Wins The Yucatan Commemorative Derby

COZUMEL, Mexico - Kentucky racehorse Palace Malice has just become the first horse in Mexico to ever win the nation's Triple Crown of Horseracing as he handily won The Yucatan Commemorative Derby. Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette covered...

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Funny story: Palace Malice Races To A Record-Breaking Victory In The Tijuana Invitational Derby

Palace Malice Races To A Record-Breaking Victory In The Tijuana Invitational Derby

TIJUANA, Mexico - The winner of The Belmont Stakes Palace Malice has made history down in sunny old Mexico. The Kentucky racehorse easily won the coveted Tijuana Invitational Derby by a record-shattering 27 lengths. Jockey Mike Smith said he kn...

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Funny story: Child Camel Jockeys

Child Camel Jockeys

Child Camel Jockeys in United Arab Emirates of today and Chimney Sweepers in London of 18th century have both blood-chilling effects on the observer. Child-Camel-Jockey business in United Arab Emirates is an instance of appalling child abuse. Reports say these children are deprived of sleep and medication, beaten, tortured and sexually abused. They are either kidnapped or bought as slaves for t...

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