Jeremy Corbyn sensationally revealed today that he is in fact merely Joaquin Phoenix in disguise and that his successful Labour election campaign was only ever supposed to be a joke. "It's got a bit out of hand, to be honest," he told reporters. "...
LOS ANGELES - Larry King who has interviewed everyone from the Beatles to Adolf Hitler recently interviewed Joaquin Phoenix, one of the strangest individuals to ever walk the face of the earth and that includes weird ass folks like Billy Bob "The Chump" Thornton, Andy "The Dick" Dick, "Dickless" Dick Cheney, and Amy "Woof-Woof" Winehouse. Here is Larry's interview with the strange, strange man...
KALAMAZOO, Michigan - Miley Cyrus brought her Smiley Miley Winter Tour to The Millard Fillmore Convention Center in Kalamazoo, Michigan. The weather was horrible and she asked what the temperature was. When told that it was 2 degrees with a wind...
HOLLYWOOD - The producers of American Idol Carole King and Neil Sedaka have just announced that they are adding a fifth judge for the upcoming ninth season of American Idol. Sedaka stated that an American Idol committe made up of 20 individuals in...
LA HABRA, California - Actor, singer, lousy talk show guest Joaquin Phoenix asked OctuMom to marry him and she said yes. A very reliable inside source said that Phoenix, 34, reportedly asked "Octy" to marry him when they went out on their Mother's...
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