BILLINGSGATE POST: Just when Jimmy Carter believed he was a mortal lock for the coveted WOAT (Worst Of All Time) American President, Joe Biden raised the stakes by enabling the Afghan airport evacuation debacle in Kabul this week. Jimmy Carter is…
Two North Carolina Baptist pastors are observing President Jimmy Carter's 90th birthday by suggesting that he might go to hell for saying that Jesus wouldn't discriminate against LGBT people. Pastor David McManus accused Carter of embracing the "h...
"We have become a nation of spie,s which is sad", says the former President. Carter went on to tell the press that there among their own group is at least one spy taking down everything he was saying and which of them were nodding their heads in a...
Special to TPN - After the resounding success of the Affordable Care Act (aka Obamacare), President Obama has decided to launch a new effort to reinvent the wheel. Leading this initiative will be former U.S. President Jimmy Carter, best known for hav...
"I wish I was in Dixie." - Epitaph on Nicole Brown Simpson's headstone Dixie or Dixieland (not to be mistaken for Disneyland) is an imaginary country celebrated in a number of popular songs and, as such, takes its place not so much among the nations of the earth as it does among other nations of the mind, in a mental atlas alongside Narnia, Middle Earth, Oz, La La Land, Never Never Land, and...
Piers Morgan interviewed Jimmy Carter and asked if he had a good rapport with Barack Obama. Ex-President, Jimmy Carter, revealed how Obama ran across the room to embrace his grandson out of gratitude for him finding the 47% which scuppered Mitt Ro...
NEW NEWS FROM THE SPOOF MOVIE DEPARTMENT- A new feature film from the U.S.- THE EXTENDABLES! Four ex-Presidents. Four hearts still filled with a passion for the game. Together they form a super team- THE EXTENDABLES!!!!!! The tale of first class Presidents now turned into first class fighting machines. Able to rip old legislation apart with their bare hands! Able to create new laws...
Partly to give him something to do and partly to keep him out of trouble, losing votes for President's re-election campaign in the South, former President Jimmy Carter of Plains, Georgia has been named 'Director of US Homeland Carpentry!' "I promi...
In a move that has stunned America, President Barack Obama has announced that he will not compete in November's Presidential election for a second term as leader of the free world, claiming he has better things to do with his time. Instead, he is...
Plains GA: Former President James Carter has filed a defamation of character civil action lawsuit against President Barack Obama in Georgia State Court. The complaint by the former president alleges that he can't walk down a street in Plains witho...
The European Cartel, minus France, is scrambling to come up with a successor for besieged IMF chairman Dominique Strauss-Kahn (DKS) in order to stave off an Asian assault to take over the International Monetary Fund (IMF) which is underwater with non...
President Barrack Obama interrupted prime time television, incidentally during Donald Trumps celebrity Apprentice show, to announce he had killed world wide Terrorist Osama Bin Laden. "He's FIRED' said a smug Obama delivering yet another punch line...
Former President George W. Bush, who has made of point of not criticizing President Obama out of respect for the Presidency, told a Republican gathering in San Diego that he expects Obama to be a one term president and that he predicts that "Obama wi...
Washington DC: Four gentlemen were seen entering the US Capitol, which is currently empty as most of the Congressmen and Senators have gone home to stump for reelection. They were former Presidents James E Carter (D-39), George HW Bush (R-41), Willia...
Rankled by the derogatory comments that compare President Obama's Administration with his own debacle as president, cracker peanut farmer Jimmy Carter unleashes on those with the temerity to compare their tenures. "Listen," he says, "Barack Obama...
Former President Jimmy Carter isn't letting the truth stand in the way of his assessment of his life. "I am superior to other presidents," Mr. Carter said in an interview with CNBC News. The former president released a statement not long after th...
Former President Jimmy Carter has decided to leave the United States and defect to The Imprisoned People's Republic of North Korea. Jimmy Carter's 1st order of business will be to bow down to the smelly feet of their Grand Dragon Dictator Kimberly...
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