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Danica Patrick on the Daytona 500: "That's As Fast As I've Ever Driven And Put Make-up On At the Same Time"

DAYTONA, FL - As expected, NASCAR did all it could to help elevate this past weekend's Daytona 500 into the history books, and it did so by seeing the sports first full-time female driver - Danica Patrick - win the race's coveted pole pos...