Radio plays an extremely loud version of 'Rule Britannia.' Party leader, Paul Golding, probably sitting in his Union Jack pyjamas on his Union Jack couch, is humming away triumphantly to his favourite tune. Former party supremo Jim Dowson walks in. Jim: Morning Paul, you're up early mate. What's the story? Paul: Couldn't sleep boss. Even though you tucked me in and told me everything woul...
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