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Funny story: Jihadi John "would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids"

Jihadi John "would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids"

RAQQA, SYRIA - "Who'd have thought?" Jihadi John muttered to himself "that it'd end up like this." In the end it hadn't been a drone that had brought the man known only as Jihadi John, from West London but joined the so-called Islamic State in 2012,...

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Funny story: Wile E Coyote Takes Out Jihadi John: Joins FOX NEWS

Wile E Coyote Takes Out Jihadi John: Joins FOX NEWS

BILLINGSGATE SPECIAL REPORT: David Cameron announced this morning that Jihadi John was taken out in a strike led by Wile E Coyote, an ACME Corporation operative. This report has now been confirmed by the Pentagon. Jihadi John, a British born t...

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Funny story: Justifiable Justice - Making the Punishment Ergonomic With the Crime.

Justifiable Justice - Making the Punishment Ergonomic With the Crime.

Punishments for crime have become rote in our modern society. A person can murder any number of people and still be allowed to live his life out even though he is less that worthless to the society which allows him to survive. Monsters on the international level can create atrocities for which they are not condemned. Irresponsible pundits appear on the world stage who wreck havoc with in their own...

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Funny story: Jihadi John's new bride is the herd hottie

Jihadi John's new bride is the herd hottie

Syria - Self-styled decapitation fanatic Jihadi John has taken a wife in marriage after placing an ad in the CaliphateHotChickz.con website's matrimonial column. Local beauty Basra Bint Kamel stands 7ft1in tall at her highest point (her hump) and...

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Funny story: Jihadi John Says Dress is White and Gold

Jihadi John Says Dress is White and Gold

"Jihadi John" or Mohammed Emwazi, a west London man believed to be an ISIS militant - and chief executioner - has waded mask first into the "is this dress gold and white or is it blue and black?" melee by declaring that the dress is 'definitely'white...

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Funny story: 'Totally relaxed by Amal bigamy' tweets Jihadi John

'Totally relaxed by Amal bigamy' tweets Jihadi John

Baghdad, Iraq - 'Hope you appreciate I groomed her for you, George,' the CIA 's most wanted ISIL insurgent tweeted this morning as pics of George Clooney's wedding went viral on the net. Jihadi John, as he is known in Langley, Virginia, also uploa...

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