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Funny story: Space Jesus Got Crucified ... Again.

Space Jesus Got Crucified ... Again.

NASA has reported finding a solar system much like our own. They were able to zoom in on an Earth-like planet to find that the ‘people’ there had advanced to a time period approximately the same as Earth’s Roman Empire. And they saw an alien Jesus…

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Funny story: Jesus Christ was a Gay man

Jesus Christ was a Gay man

London News: Based on scriptures Jesus Christ was always happy. When he bloody whipped money changers at his father's temple he was happy. If he were depressed without motivation, it would be difficult slashing someone's face apart with a horse whip.

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Funny story: Religion is a fabrication of the mind

Religion is a fabrication of the mind

Paris, France- The question is not whether science can prove religion, but rather can religious believer's prove what they believe. They wouldn't be able to ask Jesus or Buddha to attend a national conference because they really don't care about t…

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Funny story: America’s Democratic Jesus

America’s Democratic Jesus

Is the United States of America a theocracy? One likes to think there HAS TO BE A SEPARATION of church and state in any democracy, but America has proven this wrong. Now, with Christians as senators and congressmen and congresswomen, and most…

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Funny story: Easter Bunnies in lockdown means Easter is postponed in 2021!

Easter Bunnies in lockdown means Easter is postponed in 2021!

(NOT EDITED) Year 2021 will be a bad-egg Easter because of global lockdowns affecting normal celebrations! Jesus will not be crucified on Good Friday this year; hence he will not reappear on Easter Sunday as usual, and will certainly not be appearing…

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Funny story: Original Jesus's sandals found in German priest's foot-locker!

Original Jesus's sandals found in German priest's foot-locker!

(NOT EDITED) A wicked smell was detected coming out of an ancient priest's foot-locker deep down in Pruem Cathedral's catacomb. Pruem is a town lodged between green hills faraway in the Eifel area of Germany. Locals have always wondered why such a…

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Funny story: God Says Jesus Upset His Birthday To Be Played Down This Year

God Says Jesus Upset His Birthday To Be Played Down This Year

God, the Supreme Being and creator of the universe and everything in it, has said that his son, Jesus Christ, is upset that his birthday on December 25 will not be celebrated with the usual fervour this year, due to Coronavirus restrictions. Chris…

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Funny story: Jesus spotted in Sowerby Bridge, Yorkshire, UK, walking on water!

Jesus spotted in Sowerby Bridge, Yorkshire, UK, walking on water!

(NOT EDITED) Ramblers, barge owners, and drunkards, passing through and residing in a wonderful Yorkshire village called, Sowerby Bridge, have seen something not seen in the UK since St. George defeated a Dragon! A week before Christmas, local pe…

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Funny story: Bible Stories Explained: The Feeding Of The 5,000

Bible Stories Explained: The Feeding Of The 5,000

The Bible is an interesting book. Many people have read it, all over the world. But, as well as being interesting and widely-read, it can also be a difficult read, and much of its content often needs much further explanation before one can understand...

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Funny story: CDC Says Despite Rumors, Mimes Not Safe From Coronavirus Behind Invisible Glass Wall Thingy

CDC Says Despite Rumors, Mimes Not Safe From Coronavirus Behind Invisible Glass Wall Thingy

Washington D.C. - The CDC made an announcement today that rocked the world of street-performing mimes and silenced a rumor that has permeated their culture. "We have inarguable proof," said Fredrick Paulson, 43, a spokesperson for the Center For D…

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Funny story: Six-Year-Old Prefers Santa Claus to Jesus

Six-Year-Old Prefers Santa Claus to Jesus

While not opposed to celebrating baby Jesus’s birthday, six-year-old Liam Fitzpatrick of St. Augustine, Florida, stated that, overall, he prefers Santa Claus to Jesus. “With Santa Claus, I get to make a whole list, and I usually get a lot of what...

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Funny story: Are You Fit for the Cross? Nashville Church Launches Christian CrossFit

Are You Fit for the Cross? Nashville Church Launches Christian CrossFit

"Are you fit for the Cross?" is the motto of the new fitness program known as Christian CrossFit, which largely entails hauling a six-foot-tall wooden cross up a hill in high heat. "You get a real workout, and you also get to appreciate the sacrif...

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Funny story: Catholic Offended at Being Compared to Alien-Believer

Catholic Offended at Being Compared to Alien-Believer

Defending his faith in Jesus Christ and the Catholic Church, Chad Hanley took offense when an acquaintance, in passing, compared him to a person believing in aliens from outer space. “I’ve never in my life worn a tin-foil hat,” said Hanley. “Nor w...

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Funny story: Exclusive Interview with the Historical Jesus

Exclusive Interview with the Historical Jesus

We hold no brief with invisible friends in the sky—not the nine choirs of angels, the eight maids a-milking, the heavenly hosts a-dancing, or the figments of anybody's fevered imagination. We are, however, fascinated with the Historical Jesus, the ap...

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Funny story: Passive-Aggressive Priest Turns to Zionism

Passive-Aggressive Priest Turns to Zionism

In a passive-aggressive move against Jesus, whom he'd codependently expected to somehow "save" him, the Reverend Father Kenneth O'Hara turned to Judaism and became a Zionist. O'Hara explained the thought process behind hs bold move against Jesus C...

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Funny story: Angel Experiences Unprecedented Acceptance in Nashville

Angel Experiences Unprecedented Acceptance in Nashville

For her whole life, Lucinda Carlile, an angel, struggled to find people willing to trust and accept her - until she found her way to Music City, Tennessee, where she says she's experienced heretofore unimaginable levels of credibility. "We all cra...

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Funny story: Trump Condemns Flaunting White Supremacy

Trump Condemns Flaunting White Supremacy

In a national address following the latest racially motivated mass shooting by a man who claimed to be protecting his country from an ethnic invasion by Hispanics, United States President Donald Trump strongly condemned violently flaunting white supr...

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