Governor Murphy announced he will be signing the Bill passed last week by the Democratic lawmakers in New Jersey to ban swimming at all beaches on the Jersey Shore this year. House Bill 1916 was passed through both Houses last Thursday. Spe...
Middletown, NJ - Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, who gained notoriety on MTV's classy show Jersey Shore, was arrested for fighting with his own brother at a local tanning salon that the pair own together. Apparently, the double douchebags cam...
HOLLYWOOD - Nicole Polizzi, better known as Snooki, has said that she is literally dancing her butt off on Dancing With The Stars. She remarked that her dance partner Sasha Farber takes into account that at 4-foot-9-inches she is very tiny and he...
INDIANAPOLIS - The Hoosier State has gone on record as being the first state in the nation that will be banning all television reality shows. State Senator Cicely G. Flexbi, 64, of South Bend, informed the news media that her and fellow Senator Ma...
Seaside Heights, NJ - No one took it on the chin by Super Storm Sandy worse than the idyllic little town known for its' beautiful beaches, all-American boardwalk and some of the trashiest assholes to ever have a television show based around them.
NEW YORK CITY - Nicole Polizzi, better known as Snooki, is reportedly quite upset with Christina Aguilera of The Voice. Polizzi, who just three months ago gave birth to a baby boy who she named Lorenzo Dominion Fettuccine LaValle, talked with Faji...
Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault. 1) Browbeating Jersey Shore cast members and Jersey Mike's via Twitter isn't the same as actually helping fellow New Jerseyans. 2) I wish I was as motivated to be a community advocate and humanitarian even if there weren't flattened houses in my neighborhood. That's a character defect I intend to rectify. 3)...
Mitt Romney flew to the New Jersey shore today with a camera crew and handed out Happy Meals to a crowd of seven hundred hungry and homeless New Jersey residents. According to the traveling press corps Romney realized his largess was more than a...
NEW YORK CITY - After the upcoming sixth season MTVs Jersey Shore will be no more. The show about orange tanned guidos and guidettes has been cancelled effective with the last show of the current season which will air in late December. MTV spok...
NEW YORK CITY - Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, star of The Jersey Shore just gave birth to a 6-pound-5-ounce baby boy who she named Lorenzo Domino Pizza LaValle. Snooki said that little Domino, as she plans to call him, shot right out of her like a gaze...
HACKENSACK, New Jersey - Jessica Simpson seemed to be pregnant for ten months before she gave birth to Maxwell House Drew Simpson-Johnson. And it now appears that one of the stars of The Jersey Shore, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi just might be giving h...
Limelight and cheeseburger loving "Jersey Shore" non-entity Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has been offered $5m NEVER to remove her clothing again after photographs of the pint sized.....(Ed, please tell me what she is?)....were leaked online, causing dist...
The internet almost spectacularly collapsed at the weekend when a spate of long titled spoof articles were approved by spoof writers who were left holding the keys for the weekend. "The lunatics have taken over the asylum" said one man Melvyn Toof...
Snooki, of Jersey Shore fame, has admitted to being pregnant with her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle, as the father. Shore roommate, Mike "The Situation" is, however, causing quite a stir with news that the baby may be his, sending shockwaves through Amer...
According to a CNN/USA Today poll, 63 percent of surveyed douchebags hold a negative connotation to the term "douchebag". "I find that the term is outdated, and needs a change as it no longer captures the essence of what makes our people unique" says...
ROME--In what is seen as the most patriotic moment in Italian history since unification, the entire nation of Italy is rejoicing that Season 4 of Jersey Shore has ended. It's unclear wheather "Giorno dei Vaffanculo" or "Fuck You Day" will be held...
SEASIDE HEIGHTS, New Jersey--Hurricane Irene churned its way last night into the Jersey shore, knocking out power to thousands of residents holed up inside gaining protection from pounding winds. Still, the storm paled when compared to the average...
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