PARIS - England's Castle Moat Pictures has just announced that the Monica Mint, Chloe Mafia, and Jennifer Thompson X-Rated movie Ho, Ho, Ho has just been named the number one motion picture in Europe. The English film which was produced by Britain...
London - (Reuterus): The slanted shiny black paint jobs are suddenly sliming across the foreheads of alleged David Beckham hooker Irma Nici and Wayne Rooney whore Jenny Thompson. Like twin gastropod molluscs of the genus arion ater the terrifying...
Manchester - (Missionary Position News): The Salford Escort Agency's Slapper-of-the-Year is being offered the chance of a ritual confession when the Papal circus rolls into town. Fears that the confessional might be bugged with hidden camcorder eq...
Jennifer Thompson, Wayne Rooney's close friend and confidante, has been booked to do the Oxford Union next week. Is this a move in keeping with the Union's usual modus operandi, to have the foremost personalities of the day speak to the intellectual...
Jennifer Thompson, close friend of Wayne Rooney, has become one of the premiership's first high profile casualties. Appointed as physiotherapist to the club only days ago, as reported by this website, Jennifer Thompson was told to pack up her perf...
Wayne Rooney's friend Jennifer Thompson has been employed as a physiotherapist to the footballers at Manchester United. The fragrant young lady - who having finished her degree in Classics at Cambridge University completed an MA at the Finishing scho...
This is just gossip. Nobody really gives a flying eff at a rotating doughnut whether Wayne Rooney had a threesome with Manchester based prostitutes Helen Wood and Jennifer 'Juicy Jenny' Thompson. It seems that the nation has come to regard such an...
The father of Wayne Rooney sex scandal hooker Jennifer Thompson has denied that he will make any attempt to cash in on the fact that his daughter has knobbed a number of Premiership footballers for money. Hamish Thompson insists that his family wi...
LONDON - The producer of the popular British show Dancing on Ice, Burgess Willowhouse, has just announced that he has asked the very popular prostitute Jennifer Thompson to appear as a contestant on the next edition of the highly rated ice dancing sh...
Jennifer Thompson's bedroom, Bolton: Jennifer Thompson who deliberately targeted footballers because they're so rich, flash and fundamentally not the sharpest pencils in the box, is ready to announce her team for England. Miss Thompson, who adver...
LONDON - The Hasbroken Toy Company has reported that world wide sales of its brand new Jennifer Thompson Action Figure Doll are going through the roof. Hasbroken spokesperson Lionel Drawbridge stated that the doll is really selling like hot cakes...
England striker Wayne Rooney rewarded Fabio Capello's decision to play him in the team's Euro 2012 qualifier in Basle last night despite allegations surrounding his private life, by scoring an early goal to set the Three Lions on their way to a 3-1 v...
In a startling outburst to assembled journalists and world media waiting at the Swiss airport where the England Team arrived ahead of their crucial match against Switzerland, Wayne Rooney snarled at reporters as he gave "me own version of events an t...
Friends close to Wayne Rooney this morning told an SSN reporter that Rooney was making a defiant stance over his 'shaky' marriage to Coleen. "He says if she wants him out of her life, then so be it. He's just not bovvered. His face didn't look a b...
Nobody knows for sure yet that Canadian teen heart-throb Justin Bieber sent Wayne Rooney hooker sex case girl Jennifer Thompson a text message enquiring about hourly rates and discount packages. But SEN's Buffty Ginslinger reckons it's possible.
LONDON - Famed British motion picture producer Reginald Chiswicket has just announced that he, in conjunction with Castle Moat Pictures, will soon begin production on the World War II holiday epic entitled, Ho, Ho, Ho. The film is x-rated due to v...
As the UK is rocked by yet another scandal involving a footballer and a prostitute, Skoob Sports News elected to send our sports correspondent Donald Skoob (copyright Monkey Woods) out to smell some rats. Following revelations about Wayne Rooney p...
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