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Funny story: The Monica Mint, Chloe Mafia, and Jennifer Thompson X-Rated Film "Ho, Ho, Ho" Tops The Movie Charts In Europe

The Monica Mint, Chloe Mafia, and Jennifer Thompson X-Rated Film "Ho, Ho, Ho" Tops The Movie Charts In Europe

PARIS - England's Castle Moat Pictures has just announced that the Monica Mint, Chloe Mafia, and Jennifer Thompson X-Rated movie Ho, Ho, Ho has just been named the number one motion picture in Europe. The English film which was produced by Britain...

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Funny story: Rash of terrifying Katie Price-esque 'black slug' eyebrows hits soccer whores pics

Rash of terrifying Katie Price-esque 'black slug' eyebrows hits soccer whores pics

London - (Reuterus): The slanted shiny black paint jobs are suddenly sliming across the foreheads of alleged David Beckham hooker Irma Nici and Wayne Rooney whore Jenny Thompson. Like twin gastropod molluscs of the genus arion ater the terrifying...

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Funny story: Papal absolution for Rooney hooker Jennifer Thompson

Papal absolution for Rooney hooker Jennifer Thompson

Manchester - (Missionary Position News): The Salford Escort Agency's Slapper-of-the-Year is being offered the chance of a ritual confession when the Papal circus rolls into town. Fears that the confessional might be bugged with hidden camcorder eq...

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Funny story: Jennifer Thompson booked to do the Oxford Union next week

Jennifer Thompson booked to do the Oxford Union next week

Jennifer Thompson, Wayne Rooney's close friend and confidante, has been booked to do the Oxford Union next week. Is this a move in keeping with the Union's usual modus operandi, to have the foremost personalities of the day speak to the intellectual...

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Funny story: Jennifer Thompson sacked by Manchester United

Jennifer Thompson sacked by Manchester United

Jennifer Thompson, close friend of Wayne Rooney, has become one of the premiership's first high profile casualties. Appointed as physiotherapist to the club only days ago, as reported by this website, Jennifer Thompson was told to pack up her perf...

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Funny story: Jennifer Thompson employed as physiotherapist at Manchester United?!

Jennifer Thompson employed as physiotherapist at Manchester United?!

Wayne Rooney's friend Jennifer Thompson has been employed as a physiotherapist to the footballers at Manchester United. The fragrant young lady - who having finished her degree in Classics at Cambridge University completed an MA at the Finishing scho...

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Funny story: Helen Wood, Jennifer Thompson And Wayne Rooney Threesome Revelations Surface

Helen Wood, Jennifer Thompson And Wayne Rooney Threesome Revelations Surface

This is just gossip. Nobody really gives a flying eff at a rotating doughnut whether Wayne Rooney had a threesome with Manchester based prostitutes Helen Wood and Jennifer 'Juicy Jenny' Thompson. It seems that the nation has come to regard such an...

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Funny story: Jennifer Thompson's Dad Says He Won't Cash In Because His Hooker Daughter Screwed Wayne Rooney At The Lowry - Apologises To Coleen

Jennifer Thompson's Dad Says He Won't Cash In Because His Hooker Daughter Screwed Wayne Rooney At The Lowry - Apologises To Coleen

The father of Wayne Rooney sex scandal hooker Jennifer Thompson has denied that he will make any attempt to cash in on the fact that his daughter has knobbed a number of Premiership footballers for money. Hamish Thompson insists that his family wi...

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Funny story: Jennifer Thompson Has Been Asked To Appear On The Next Season of Dancing On Ice

Jennifer Thompson Has Been Asked To Appear On The Next Season of Dancing On Ice

LONDON - The producer of the popular British show Dancing on Ice, Burgess Willowhouse, has just announced that he has asked the very popular prostitute Jennifer Thompson to appear as a contestant on the next edition of the highly rated ice dancing sh...

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Funny story: Jennifer Thompson's 13 Premier League Star team to play in a 6-3-4 England formation internationally!

Jennifer Thompson's 13 Premier League Star team to play in a 6-3-4 England formation internationally!

Jennifer Thompson's bedroom, Bolton: Jennifer Thompson who deliberately targeted footballers because they're so rich, flash and fundamentally not the sharpest pencils in the box, is ready to announce her team for England. Miss Thompson, who adver...

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Funny story: The Jennifer Thompson Action Figure Doll Has Been Banned In Italy, Iraq, and Iowa

The Jennifer Thompson Action Figure Doll Has Been Banned In Italy, Iraq, and Iowa

LONDON - The Hasbroken Toy Company has reported that world wide sales of its brand new Jennifer Thompson Action Figure Doll are going through the roof. Hasbroken spokesperson Lionel Drawbridge stated that the doll is really selling like hot cakes...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Scores In Switzerland

Wayne Rooney Scores In Switzerland

England striker Wayne Rooney rewarded Fabio Capello's decision to play him in the team's Euro 2012 qualifier in Basle last night despite allegations surrounding his private life, by scoring an early goal to set the Three Lions on their way to a 3-1 v...

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Funny story: Rooneygate: Did Sponsor Slogans Drive Wayne Rooney to Jennifer Thompson?

Rooneygate: Did Sponsor Slogans Drive Wayne Rooney to Jennifer Thompson?

In a startling outburst to assembled journalists and world media waiting at the Swiss airport where the England Team arrived ahead of their crucial match against Switzerland, Wayne Rooney snarled at reporters as he gave "me own version of events an t...

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Funny story: Rooney - So Dump Me! Do I Look Effin Bovvered?

Rooney - So Dump Me! Do I Look Effin Bovvered?

Friends close to Wayne Rooney this morning told an SSN reporter that Rooney was making a defiant stance over his 'shaky' marriage to Coleen. "He says if she wants him out of her life, then so be it. He's just not bovvered. His face didn't look a b...

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Funny story: Did Justin Bieber Text Jennifer Thompson Hoping To Arrange A Sexual Liaison?

Did Justin Bieber Text Jennifer Thompson Hoping To Arrange A Sexual Liaison?

Nobody knows for sure yet that Canadian teen heart-throb Justin Bieber sent Wayne Rooney hooker sex case girl Jennifer Thompson a text message enquiring about hourly rates and discount packages. But SEN's Buffty Ginslinger reckons it's possible.

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Funny story: Monica Mint, Chloe Mafia, and Jennifer Thompson To Star In The X-Rated British Movie "Ho, Ho, Ho"

Monica Mint, Chloe Mafia, and Jennifer Thompson To Star In The X-Rated British Movie "Ho, Ho, Ho"

LONDON - Famed British motion picture producer Reginald Chiswicket has just announced that he, in conjunction with Castle Moat Pictures, will soon begin production on the World War II holiday epic entitled, Ho, Ho, Ho. The film is x-rated due to v...

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Funny story: Steven Gerrard And John Terry Don't Deny 'Knowing' Wayne Rooney Hooker Jennifer 'Juicy Jeni' Thompson

Steven Gerrard And John Terry Don't Deny 'Knowing' Wayne Rooney Hooker Jennifer 'Juicy Jeni' Thompson

As the UK is rocked by yet another scandal involving a footballer and a prostitute, Skoob Sports News elected to send our sports correspondent Donald Skoob (copyright Monkey Woods) out to smell some rats. Following revelations about Wayne Rooney p...

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