God, Allah and Jehovah were walking along a heavenly path, arguing as usual.
"Your people are causing trouble again and again and again!" God scolded Allah.
"Well, if Mr. Jehovah didn't insist on having the Jewish paradise in the middle of our land then things might be a lot more relaxed." retorted Allah.
"As I remember your people came charging through the entire Mid East a thousand yea...
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