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Funny story: A Homeless Man Finds Jeffrey Epstein’s Diary In a Dumpster

A Homeless Man Finds Jeffrey Epstein’s Diary In a Dumpster

MANHATTAN – An officer with the NYPD has just made a discovery that will certainly have a huge effect on a lot of highly influential men. Officer Daphne Andruzzi said that a homeless man showed her a diary that he found in a dumpster. Upon ins...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew's Sphincter Is Twitching

Prince Andrew's Sphincter Is Twitching

Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, has complained to his mummy that his bum-bum is itching, and that he would like her to put some cream on it. But, say experts, the irritation is not something that can be resolved by rubbing cream on it, however fu...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew blames his refusal to help US Attorney on “those pesky sweat glands”

Prince Andrew blames his refusal to help US Attorney on “those pesky sweat glands”

Buckingham Palace was under the spotlight again today, as US Attorney, Geoffrey Berman, said at a news conference that the Prince had so far given "zero cooperation" with the Jeffrey Epstein sex crimes investigation. The Prince had previously promise...

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Funny story: Harry and Meghan did the decent thing by relinquishing titles says, HRH Prince Andrew

Harry and Meghan did the decent thing by relinquishing titles says, HRH Prince Andrew

Following the relinquishing of their royal titles, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex received a warm endorsement from Harry’s uncle, Prince Andrew, last night. Speaking to newsmen from the holiday isle of Mustique, where he has been laying somewhat l...

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Funny story: Harvey Weinstein complains about prison treatment

Harvey Weinstein complains about prison treatment

Disgraced director Harvey Weinstein has been imprisoned in New York's Sweatbreak Prison for nearly two years, and is beginning to feel the heat. According to prison documents made public this week, Weinstein has made seven complaints about his tre...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew Denies Ever Having Met The Queen

Prince Andrew Denies Ever Having Met The Queen

After a series of sketchy denials that were, quite frankly, somewhat difficult to believe, Prince Andrew has issued his most dramatic denial yet this afternoon, when he denied ever having met his mother, the Queen. Andrew, also known as the Duke o...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew To Cut All Ties With Prince Andrew

Prince Andrew To Cut All Ties With Prince Andrew

After yesterday's news that Prince Andrew had been advised to submit himself to making legal testimony before a US court, and with more and more of the Duke of York's business associates disassociating themselves from him and his projects, the Prince...

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Funny story: Trump: The NHS Is Safe

Trump: The NHS Is Safe

If you’re wondering why a chill has just ran down the backs of all the female members of your family, wonder no more! Dementia-ridden reality TV star turned president, Donald Trump, is in the UK! As usual Donald has had plenty to shout about as he ma...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew To Meet Virginia Face-To-Face To See If She Can Jog His Memory

Prince Andrew To Meet Virginia Face-To-Face To See If She Can Jog His Memory

Prince Andrew, the man who admitted he had wracked his brains to see if he could remember raping an underage American girl when she was just 17, is to meet the girl again, face-to-face, to see if she can 'jog his memory'. The Prince, also known as...

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Funny story: Prince Edward Says Prince Andrew Has Been A Silly-Billy

Prince Edward Says Prince Andrew Has Been A Silly-Billy

After Prince Andrew had, with Her Majesty the Queen's permission, retired from public life earlier this week, his younger sibling, Prince Edward, added his voice to the mix, commenting that his brother had been: "a silly-billy brothersy-wothersy."...

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Funny story: Facebook Bans Prince Andrew

Facebook Bans Prince Andrew

Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, has reacted to the ongoing furore over Prince Andrew and the allegations involving rape of an underaged girl back in 2001, by banning to Royal sex pest from the social media platform. Andrew, 59, is a Facebook regula...

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Funny story: Ghislaine Maxwell Spotted In Fish Shop

Ghislaine Maxwell Spotted In Fish Shop

A woman answering the description of Prince Andrew's friend, and former financier, Jeffrey Epstein's girlfriend, Ghislaine Maxwell, has been seen in a fish-and-chip shop in the Old Kent Road, sparking a large hunt. Or womanhunt. Maxwell is the wom...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew Has Decided To Go And Live On Pitcairn Island

Prince Andrew Has Decided To Go And Live On Pitcairn Island

Prince Andrew, the poor, beleaguered member of the Royal family who the media just won't leave alone after he indulged in 'a bit of the old in-out' with an underaged American girl in 2001, has decided that enough is enough, and that he will leave Lon...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew in new, one-armed bandit row

Prince Andrew in new, one-armed bandit row

Prince Andrew has claimed that photos of him cuddling various women may have been doctored because, as far as he can remember, he lost an arm in the Falklands War. The Prince said that he leads a very busy life, and, therefore, cannot keep track o...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew To Do Second TV Interview

Prince Andrew To Do Second TV Interview

Prince Andrew, fresh from his BBC Newsnight interview with Emily Maitlis that some have compared to a "car crash" and even "an articulated lorry crash", has decided to do another TV interview to "put the record straight". He will be grilled by Con...

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com To End Its Association With Prince Andrew

TheSpoof.com To End Its Association With Prince Andrew

In the last few minutes, it's been revealed that, due to the ongoing furore with regard to some rather potentially damaging underage sex allegations, the satirical news website TheSpoof.com has decided to drop all its current associations with the ar...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew: Is Jane Doe For Real?

Prince Andrew: Is Jane Doe For Real?

Prince Andrew's legal team have poured scorn on the latest Jeffrey Epstein accusor, who has said that she was sexually abused by the former financier after giving him a massage on his private island in New Mexico when she was just 15 years old. Th...

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