WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Obama is losing favor with Americans at such an alarming rate, that if they could do the 2012 election all over again, they'd overwhelming back the former president of the Confederate States of America, Jefferson Davis.
I thought my life could not get any worse than it is; I was wrong!
I just found out that, in addition to not being able to find a human female who will buy my line of shit, my absolute favorite star, Adam Fucking Lambert has huge arm fat. My life, such as it is and has been for 61 years, is now at an end. I fully intend to slit my throat and fucking die, die, die because ole AdLam has fat a...
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