BILLINGSGATE POST: "I will never have a plane with my name on it," said Ted Cruz in comparing himself to rival Don Trump; "unless I am elected president and change my name to Air Force One." "EGAD FAP! KAFF KAFF!..WHEEEZ! GULP! GLUG GLUG!" Whene...
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