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Funny story: De Niro's Righteous Kill movie sued by De Menezes estate

De Niro's Righteous Kill movie sued by De Menezes estate

London - (OMFG! Mess): UK anti-terror cops 'may have been adversely influenced' by a poster advertising Robert De Niro's movie Righteous Kill according to a lawsuit filed by lawyers acting for Jean Charles De Menezes' estate. The Brazilian electri...

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Funny story: Police Are F*ckwits, Say de Menezes Jurors

Police Are F*ckwits, Say de Menezes Jurors

The jurors in the Jean Charles de Menezes Murder Inquiry have returned an open verdict on the killing, but has called members of the Metropolitan Police "liars" and "f*ckwits". Mr de Menezes, a mere electrician, was shot an amazing SEVEN times in...

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Funny story: Jean Charles de Menezes Inquest Latest

Jean Charles de Menezes Inquest Latest

The inquest into the death of Jean Charles de Menezes, the Brazilian electrician, on the Stockwell Tube in July 2005, has finally established that it would be extremely unwise for dodgy-looking people to travel around London with bags. Mr de Menez...

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Funny story: Sir Ian Blair Finally Does The Right Thing

Sir Ian Blair Finally Does The Right Thing

(Reutar!) The commissioner of the Metropolitan Police Force, Sir Ian Blair, has finally buckled under pressure, and tendered his resignation with immediate effect, claims a source in the pub.

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Funny story: Cressida Dick Voted 'Most Outrageously Named Copper' Of 2007

Cressida Dick Voted 'Most Outrageously Named Copper' Of 2007

Cressida Dick, the high-ranking policewoman who was left in charge of the dimwits who shot innocent Jean Charles de Menezes through his bonce seven times, has been voted the 'Most Outrage...

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Funny story: Somebody Somewhere to Blame for Everything

Somebody Somewhere to Blame for Everything

Scientists have at last proven that whenever anything happens, that someone, somewhere is ultimately to blame. Proving once and for all that there is no such thing as personal responsibility.

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Funny story: Suicide Bomber Was Mistaken For An Electrician, Jury Told

Suicide Bomber Was Mistaken For An Electrician, Jury Told

Hussein Osman, the man police were looking for when they accidentally shot to pieces Jean Charles de Menezes on a London Tube train, was, himself, the victim of mistaken identity, it has been claimed...

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Funny story: Menezes jury told how Brazilian "walked suspiciously" to tube station

Menezes jury told how Brazilian "walked suspiciously" to tube station

A jury hearing about the killing of innocent Brazilian Jean Charles de Menezes was told how the 27-year old electrician supposedly "walked like a terrorist from a house to Stockwell station".

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Funny story: British media launches massive attack on Portugal over McCanns

British media launches massive attack on Portugal over McCanns

The tiny country of Portugal continued to suffer massive bombardment from the British media, incensed at the way in which British couple Gerry and Kate McCann are being treated by the police and news...

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Funny story: De Menzezes Case Appeal Law Lord is Serial Flasher

De Menzezes Case Appeal Law Lord is Serial Flasher

London - (Ass Mess): A senior Court of Appeal judge who probed the police's tube train shooting of hapless Brazilian electrician Jean Charles de Menezes has been charged with indecent exposure on a London train. Lord Justice Prickhard was arreste...

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