Talking heads, comedians, flight attendants, and rap writers ask whether once Donald Trump Sr. is indicted, convicted, and sent to jail for tax fraud, will that, at last, Make America Great Again? If not, so what’s the point? On the other hand…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A very respected staffer inside the White House informed Boom Boom News that the President is highly despondent, embarrassed, and bitter. He noted that Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, is extremely concerned th…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A highly reliable source from within the White Folks House says that the President is extremely concerned, as daughter Ivanka has become very depressed. At first, the President passed it off as his little girl ju…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Ivanka Trump, who is her father’s most trusted adviser, has really been quite depressed lately. And it’s not because her father contracted the Coronavirus, since she knew it was going to happen, due to the fact…
Leaked to the press today by a White House consigliere, (looking for early retirement) Donald Trump decided to select daughter Ivanka for the Supreme Court vacancy created with the death of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Tiffany, daughter number two…
Beware of a Trump vaccine. You might end up with an extra ear or gain two hundred pounds. And who wants to wear a fat red tie to cover your belly for the rest of your life? Now, about the extra ear. Well, one can easily invest in earmuffs, which w…
Arlington, Va - Reporter Bob Woodward announced, yesterday, that over eighteen minutes from his Trump White House tapes were erased. "I don't know what happened," tweeted Woodward. "I remember the conversation like it was yesterday. In fact, it w…
The recent agreement between Israel and the United Arab Emirates, in which the countries agreed to normalize relations, seems like a huge step forward for the Middle East, particularly if other countries in the region follow suit. Nonetheless, Nancy…
(Oslo) – The Nobel Committee today announced the winner of the 2020 Nobel Peace Prize, US diplomat, Jared Kushner. His pivotal role in the current peaceful situation in the Middle East was key to the decision. Nobel Chairman Berit Reiss-Andersen p…
NEW YORK CITY – The President’s favorite child has been offered her very own television reality show. Reports are that the Epitome Network has been trying to sign the President’s hot, sexy daughter for two years. Ivanka finally agreed to star i…
BALTIMORE – The President’s son-in-law was in Baltimore visiting his high school Home Economics teacher, Mrs. Bathsheba Boobinski. Jared Kushner, 39, said that Mrs. Boobinski influenced him more than any other teacher or professor. He commente...
AP--President Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, is a very active guy. A happy beneficiary of nepotism, a.k.a. corruption, he has followed the President’s assignments, and largely failed at the charge of Promoting Middle East peace, Heading Governme...
Jared Kushner, married to Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, never elected to public office, and the right side of Donald Trump’s brain, announced that the November presidential election will have to be postponed due to the coronavirus pandemic. Yea...
Jared "The Cush" Kushner has worked out a deal with several Trump trading partners to secure N95 masks that would have "just been heading to the incinerator". "Absolutely no reason to waste these perfectly good masks," said Kushner, "It's just am...
ARLINGTON, Virginia - A reporter with The Baltimore Implier-Journal has said that he was informed by a golf course security guard that he saw the president and three other individuals playing 18 holes of golf at a local golf course at 3 in the mornin...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Close friends of first daughter, Ivanka Trump, have said that, lately, she has not been her normal, bubbly, blonde self. One very close friend who has known her since they were both in the second grade, said that Ivanka is alway...
The 44th World Bridge Team Championships will be held at the Wuhan International Convention Centre at Wuhan, China, from Saturday 14th to Saturday 28th September 2019. However, in a clear case of hijacking a Chinese event, US president Donald Tru...
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